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CHYNA

2010-11-28T03:43:00.000-05:00

LaSTARYA!!!!!!!

2010-11-24T00:29:00.002-05:00

NICE!!!!!!

2010-11-16T23:47:00.000-05:00

Seth Macfarlane Uncensored Comedy

2010-11-01T01:43:00.001-04:00

Hip Hop Honey #9

2010-10-25T20:39:00.000-04:00

2010-09-30T11:23:00.002-04:00

Raven! {biting my lip}

2010-09-18T17:28:00.001-04:00

That's Some Ole Bullsh*t!!!

2010-09-18T17:23:00.000-04:00

Best of Honor Guard

2010-08-15T20:16:00.002-04:00

P*SSY REHAB!!!

2010-08-11T21:52:00.000-04:00

Open Love Letter to Hopkins, SC/Ode to Hoptown

2010-07-27T05:35:00.001-04:00

First I'd like to say thanks to Bruce Porter for giving me the inspiration to write these. Thanks bruh

Hopkins, South Carolina is.... where I was born and raised. where the summers are hot and the winters are chilly. where my fam stayed "just down the road" and "right round the corner". where I would run to the store across the street and get cow tails and Twizzlers for the low low. where you walked your homeboy halfway home. where my Pops played softball under the stadium lights. where I went to school. where dem boys from over here was beefing with dem boys of there. where Toccaro had the fastest 10 speed on the road and then the hottest car in the country. where Mikey had the best half court. where Ali introduced us all to sweet taste of swishers. where the dope boys hooped on Sundays like it was summer league. where Mr Woody looked just like my grandfather. where Junior knocked ole boys teeth out with a jail move like it was no thang. where we had rock throwing wars that would rival the Middle Easterners. where Wanda met John and had Damon. where Margaret and Lester loved their only grandson like he was gold. where a Hippo became a Eagle that then became a Diamond. where if you couldn't hoop you learned to talk trash from the sidelines. where the parade was the highlight of April. where you bootleg cable so long that you forgot that you were bootlegging cable. where if you couldn't stand the pollen you'd better stay inside. where the pitbull was the dog of choice and Bootie clipped their ears at the horse stables. where you put your own system in your car and your own tint on your windows. where you better know how to play Spades. where I ran GoldenEye with a iron fist. where you'd get scoop slammed at the park for talking smack. where you knew Odell would sell you a pint on Sunday if he knew you. where you had your first drink of liquor my getting the corner outta your grandma's gin bottle. where you had your first kiss. where you had your first child. where sitting on the porch all day isn't frowned upon. where I also ran No Mercy. where Grandmama made sweet potato pies for the winter and soup for the summer. where fresh shoes was the stat quo. where the girls had big booties even in middle school. where you first heard Cash Money, No Limit and Bad Boy, but never stopped listening to OutKast. where you could get to the mall in 30 mins or Gadsden in 10 but wouldn't give anyone a ride to Eastover. where you got into your first fight and your boys stomped the dude out even though you were winning. where your jumpshot better be pure cause we got double rims on the outside court. where everybody mama was your mama so we don't say "yo mama" jokes. where you hopped the fence if you could. where everybody knew you and your boys so they let you get away with damn near murder. where a horse stable was right across the street and a farm was right down the road. where nobody knows Bino's real name but everybody knows Bino! where you love a girl for decades without telling her. where you went to church once a month then got home in time to hoop. where you crashed the cookout and told them you were Ms Howell's grandson so you could get a plate of chicken. where Bean will do some odd jobs for the right price. where you underage drank on the regular. where you knew Mrs Ruby was gonna tell it. where Joe Brooks store was a hot spot that you couldn't find. where Old Bluff thought they was tough but secretly they wanted to be like the Blvd. where a white boy named Wayne would kick anybody ass if they jumped stupid. where both Jasons had jumpshots like water and Meek didn't know a backboard he couldn't abuse. where the prettiest girl stayed next door but your mama said y'all were cousins. where Handy Hut happens. where Barber Town happens. where 48 is universal and Bluff Rd isn't. where the name Alvin S. Glenn makes you just shake your head. where the State Fair is what jumps off the Fall. where Westinghouse happens. where you know them boys on 20s is riding down to Tony's Lounge. where Caughman Rd Park still has sh*tty rims. where Zion Pilgrim happens. where Clarkson Rd happens. where Pin Cushion happens. where the "woods" meant the woods. where you can get your car fixed by the Mack boys. where Myer's Nursery happens. where I lived for 23 years.....

Hopkins, South Carolina

Cherry B [uncut]

2010-07-26T04:39:00.001-04:00

Coke Lines 2010

2010-07-25T06:17:00.008-04:00

"International Player's Anthem INSTRUMENTAL" (wait for the drop...)

its night time
city in the lime light
tryna get my mind right
so I exit the turnpike
headed to the Southside
Home of the Brave
great granny was a slave
but we'll never know that life
its all good but could be better
weather a few storms
but still fear the weather
so we stick together
hand on a Bible
never excused of slander of libel
so the facts stay straight

"Hollywood Divorce INSTRUMENTAL"

Uh! she says leavin'
but I'm not grievin'
trust dog true blue you believin'
situation turn ugly, say I'm slippin' wit my mackin'
f*ck that! b*tch let me help yo ass wit the packin'
out the door you go
don't wanna see you no mo
in my dreams, or my nightmares
where you end up.... you should stay there
and tell that other brotha he done found that muthaf*cka
the real one truly
and you gon do him like you did me

"Ready, Set, Go INSTRUMENTAL"

the truth is the only real knowledge
smart as f*ck, never been to colleges
streets raised a youngin'
never took for granted
so I gained alotta somethin'
do you understand it?
playa bout done landed
below the brown
so I guess he underhanded

"In My City INSTRUMENTAL"

roll up on them Doubles
shootin craps for doubles
if you try to cross me
prepare for that trouble
45 on the seat
keep it walkin' when you see
danger Sgt Pat Willie Robbin on these streets
so they stay up in the house
silent as a mouse
but you know them boys rat
turn that house into a trap
bumpin all day
got that hard soft and parkay
quarter for a 20, man I love 20s
bring me back 5 or just one hunny
tall long black hair, booty all over there
down with the team cause she know they ain't no squares
smash em, crash em, send em on they way
Southside is where they stay
so you know they fly and paid
pay me no mind
spittin bs rhymes
for the dollas and the shine
holla back til next time

Chat Session With: Elisha B.

2010-07-16T17:03:00.002-04:00

7:11pmMe
what up cougar?
7:17pmElisha
lol not too much and you
7:17pmMe
chillin, before I go to the gym to shootaround. I wanna HOOP!!!!!
7:18pmElisha
oh okay i feel ya...lately everyone i know has been wanting to play b ball or go swimming
7:19pmMe
we were supposed go to the waterpark tomorrow but its supposed to rain so we just gonna go play wally ball and basketball instead
7:19pmElisha
oh gotcha
7:20pmMe
I tagged you, hope you don't mind
7:20pmElisha
naw i don't felt a lil special lol
7:21pmMe
kkkool!
my "ex" untagged herself
that was weird
7:21pmElisha
awww
maybe she still feels some sort of way...
7:22pmMe
she's married...
but that can't be it.
she loves stuff like that
7:23pmElisha
oh well i wouldn't know why then
7:23pmMe
me either.
I have to start deleting people again... its a terrible process
7:24pmElisha
awww yeah i know how that goes
7:27pmMe
its only hard cause I can't remeber if I asked them to be friends or not
and I gotta find the balls to delete Jessica
7:27pmElisha
well damn lol do you know who the are?
idk who that is but alright.....
7:29pmMe
me and her went out twice, had a great time, I was supposed to come over to play the wii with her one night and she didn't answer the phone. I had to cancel cause I had to work, I was calling to tell her. but she ignore my calls and emails for 2 weeks.... so I left it alone. still don't know what happened
she's never contacted me since
7:30pmElisha
oh idk....you think she would be that salty about it?
7:31pmMe
about what? I never got the chance to tell her I wasn't coming. we were fine on wednesday, didn't talk thursday and by friday she was a ghost
women are crazy
7:31pmElisha
well damn
7:32pmMe
maybe I dodged a bullet...
7:32pmElisha
maybe
7:33pmMe
maybe I'm lucky it didn't go farther...
7:33pmElisha
possibly
7:33pmMe
either way, she's done in my book
7:33pmElisha
so why are you going to delete her then
7:35pmMe
cause, I have the paranoid feeling that she just spies on me... we haven't talked in months... and the way she went about ignoring me, why should she have access to my life?
7:36pmElisha
well you might have a point there
7:38pmMe
hmm do I delete her sisters too???
7:38pmElisha
why?
7:38pmMe
well, for security reasons... I guess
they probably wouldn't even notice
7:38pmElisha
well hmmm
they may or may not
kinda depends on how they are
7:39pmMe
that's their sister, I'm just some dude
7:42pmElisha
oh wow
7:44pmMe
big ole country booties
7:44pmElisha
haha
7:51pmMe
deleted!!!
I feel a lil better
7:51pmElisha
all of them?
7:51pmMe
yeah
7:51pmElisha
wow...well how do ya feel
oh my fault
you already said it
7:52pmMe
now, since I'm in the mood, I'll delete a few more people wasting space
7:52pmElisha
welll dang you on a deleting spree now?
7:53pmMe
naw, just taking a few moments to trim the "fat"
7:53pmElisha
hahahaha! nicely put
7:54pmMe
the criteria is as follows:
have we met face to face and had a convo?
7:55pmElisha
well if your asking me....that's a NO
strike 1
7:55pmMe
have we hung out ever?
7:55pmElisha
No.....strike 2
7:55pmMe
do we have a family connect?
7:56pmElisha
NO.....strike 3
7:56pmMe
I wasn't done but... ummm I guess I can delete you next then
7:56pmElisha
yeah seems like I am to be next in line....
7:56pmMe
too bad
7:57pmElisha
yeah....guess i was some of the fat
7:57pmMe
let's see, where are the E's
7:57pmElisha
here's my fate....
it's been nice knowing ya.....
7:57pmMe
it has indeed
7:59pmElisha
ADIOS!!!!!
7:59pmMe
where you going?
8:00pmElisha
you deleting me....so i guess out of your fb world...
8:00pmMe
oh
have I yet?
8:01pmElisha
nope.....i'm assuming you haven't reached the E's yhet
yet
8:01pmMe
still in the C's
8:01pmElisha
my time is getting closer...
8:01pmMe
hmm are they... only 2 people know for sure
8:02pmElisha
know for sure what?
8:02pmMe
whether you'll still be around in a few minutes
8:02pmElisha
uh oh....I'm sweating bullets....
8:02pmMe
I'm sure you're not
8:03pmElisha
you didn't give me my last meal or nothing
8:03pmMe
what would you eat?
8:03pmElisha
ummm enchiladas
8:04pmMe
and how would you die?
8:04pmElisha
quick and easy
8:04pmMe
the needle?
8:04pmElisha
`that's too slow....but i guess the quickest
8:05pmMe
firing party... I'm pretty killer on the firing party. one of the best
8:05pmElisha
if that's quick and easy then yeah
8:06pmMe
D's
you want me on the line?
8:06pmElisha
behind it
8:06pmMe
umm no the actullay firind squad... I'd aim for your heart
quick and fast
8:07pmElisha
well then do it that way then...
8:07pmMe
E's
8:07pmElisha
Ahhhhh.....
8:07pmMe
goodbye Ebony Smalls!
8:08pmElisha
walking with the rest of the E's that didn't make the cut
8:08pmMe
Elisha Lysha Burley.... you've been pardoned. pack yo sh*t! you getting outta here
8:08pmElisha
wooooo whooooo!!!!
8:09pmMe
not so fast...
8:09pmElisha
uh oh...
big gulp
8:09pmMe
what's that?
{pointing} that!
what is it?
8:09pmElisha
looking at the pointing....what is what?
8:10pmMe
above your collarbone, right side
that!
8:10pmElisha
my neck....
8:10pmMe
no! that mark!
is that a terrorist sign?
what language is that??
8:11pmElisha
hell no!! that is a mark since middle school
i am no terrorist!
8:12pmMe
really? well you wouldn't mind step into this room off to the side for some questioning would you?
8:12pmElisha
i don't have anything to hide question all you want
8:13pmMe
good.... STRIP HER!!!! FULL CAVITY SEARCH!!!
8:14pmElisha
damn not the cavity search tho.....well you won't find anything
you all just want to see me naked and cop a feel!
8:15pmMe
{putting on latex gloves} you can either do this the easy way..... or my way
8:16pmElisha
either way your getting some kind of joy out of this
8:17pmMe
sounds like the taunts of a terrorist.... guess we're doing this my way 3:-)
8:17pmElisha
you just want to cop a feel
you'll be mad when you don't find anything but yesterday's dinner
8:18pmMe
serving my country ma'am... now bend over and spread em
8:18pmElisha
NO wait!!!!
8:18pmMe
what now?
8:18pmElisha
I need a lady to strip search me.....
where is she?!?!?!
i'm suing!!!
8:19pmMe
she's on lunch break, so we're stuck with each other
8:19pmElisha
well i'll wait till she comes back
8:19pmMe
now if you'll kindly bend at the waist
8:19pmElisha
i'll just wait....i have nothing but time on my hands....
Me
well I don't! so let's get to this!
8:21pmElisha
i'll wait for a female
8:22pmMe
well too bad. I've been tasked to search you now. so I'm only gonna ask you once more... after that I won't be asking at all
8:23pmElisha
where is the female it's my right to be searched by a female
8:23pmMe
you have given up all your rights when you accepted my friend request!
should've read the fine print
8:24pmElisha
where is the female!?!?!
8:24pmMe
ok! no more asking!!!
8:24pmElisha
you just want to touch mw
me
8:25pmMe
haha! is that what you think? {adjusting my gloves}
8:26pmElisha
unless....
8:26pmMe
unless what? you tryna stall???
8:27pmElisha
just go on with the damn search
8:27pmMe
good! that's better....
{searching}
8:27pmElisha
hurry up it's cold in this room
8:27pmMe
I can see that
8:27pmElisha
the least you could do was warm your hands up
8:28pmMe
its not supposed to be a "fun time"
8:28pmElisha
i'm not enjoying this.....hurry up
8:29pmMe
umm what's this? {feeling around}
8:29pmElisha
you probably feel my kidneys
8:30pmMe
oh! I know what that is... small rough patch of skin... hmm

HO SIT DOWN!!!!

2010-07-04T18:51:00.001-04:00

The Lovely Esther Baxter Tries To Teach Her Man Joe Budden To Float On Water.... [he says she has two floatation devices]

2010-06-12T17:35:00.002-04:00

RiDonkCulous Booty!!!

2010-06-12T16:57:00.000-04:00

WOAH!!!!!

2010-06-10T04:23:00.001-04:00

Mortal Kombat [8 Min Movie]

2010-06-08T22:37:00.002-04:00

DMX Doc

2010-06-08T22:37:00.001-04:00

50 SPEAKS....

2010-06-08T22:34:00.001-04:00

Ray Charles' Granddaughter (Over Freestyle)

2010-06-08T22:31:00.001-04:00

HO SIT DOWN!!!!

2010-06-04T19:38:00.001-04:00

Just A Lil Bit.....

2010-06-02T17:24:00.004-04:00

"But how we move from A to B it can't be up to me
Cause you don't know
Who I was before you
Basically to see a change in me
I'd be losing, so I just ignore you, yeah"

My relationship status on Facebook says "single". It's the true after it saying I was in a "open relationship" for so long. Was I really in a open relationship? Well it was a relationship that was open to interputation. From the outside looking in, you would mistakenly think we were dating. The truth is we were just friends that hung out together a lot cause we enjoyed each other's company and had fun. So you can assume whatever you want within that situation. In the time between that "open relationship" ending and me proclaiming myself single I was approached by numerous women who want to get to know me better. For whatever reason they are attracted to my behavior and personality before they actually meet me in peson. I always found that kinda weird. Until, I realized that I've done that myself. I just figured in my case I was being a man who like a pretty girl who just so happen to have a few things in common with me. I guess I was wrong.....

"Oh oho
But your on my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind
Oh oho
But maybe in time, in time, in time
I'll tell you"

The one thing that I have learned in the last couple of years is, you can't rush into a situation thats really important in your life. You can buy a pack gum on a whim but you can't fall in love with a person that way. I have feelings for women that I know but I also have very limited time. Also, on top of that I have become paranoid that women come at me now because they see that I'm doing better in my life. I have my head on straight, no kids, never been married, good credit and I have a steady income and am on track to retire by 43 yrs old. So this all adds up to me wanting a good relationship but thinking that it will only waste the rare free time I do have. One day I'll get it right I hope.....

The New Lap Dance????

2010-05-31T16:18:00.000-04:00

Post Graduation Antics....

2010-05-31T14:51:00.002-04:00

I Can Get You Wetter...

2010-05-31T02:48:00.000-04:00

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HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-05-28T16:37:00.000-04:00

Killa Season!!!

2010-05-19T22:23:00.001-04:00

ASS PARADE 2010

2010-05-15T19:16:00.000-04:00

DUDE YOU WRONG FOR THAT SH*T!!!

2010-05-11T16:37:00.000-04:00

Real Street Fighter!

2010-05-09T22:52:00.001-04:00

HO SIT DOWN!!!

2010-05-07T17:04:00.001-04:00

HOES SIT DOWN!!!!

2010-04-30T19:37:00.001-04:00

She Flowin'!!!!!

2010-04-30T18:11:00.000-04:00

HO SIT DOWN!!!

2010-04-20T19:53:00.001-04:00

GET HER!!!!

2010-04-20T06:22:00.000-04:00

HO SIT DOWN!!!

2010-04-16T02:59:00.000-04:00

Get To Know Damon...

2010-04-08T11:52:00.002-04:00

All About Me Survey
First The Basics..
Name:	Damon Jevon Wilkerson
Birthday:	Oct 15, 1983
Hometown:	Hopkins, SC aka Hoptown
Favorite..
Restaurant:	right now.... Fatz Cafe
Drink:	Peach Ice Tea
Holiday:	Christmas
Car:	BMW or my Crown Victoria
Place I've Been:	not sure.... still got places to go first
Thing to Do On A Warm Summer Day:	drink tea, play basketball outside and women watch ;)
Thing To Do On A Rainy Afternoon:	SLEEP!!!
Movie:	Back to the Future Trilogy
Song:	\"Street Lights\" by Kanye West
TV Show:	PTI
Perfume/Cologne For The Opposite Sex:	anything that smells like vanilla
Flower:	Blue Roses
Are You Romantic?
Last Time You Had A Candle Lit Dinner?	never
Went For A Walk On The Beach With The One You Love?	never
Last Time You Bought/Recieved Flowers? For/From Who?	can\'t remember
Ever Kissed in The Rain?	never
Who Was The Last Person You Kissed?	thats confidential... she knows tho
Are You In Love?	I wonder... am I? can I be?
Sweetest Thing Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Has Ever Done For You?	also confidential
Sweetest Thing You Did For Them?	too many to name
How Many..
Tattoos Do You Have?	zero
Piercings Do You Have?	zero
Have You Ever..
Been Skinny Dipping?	nope
Been Skydiving?	heck no
Been Outside Of The US?	sure have
Random Thoughts..
Do You Have Any Regrets In Life?	yeah, I have some
What Is Your Favorite Memory?	too many to really list
Place You Would Like To Travel To?	Miami on a small scale... Spain on a large scale
Idea Job In A Perfect World?	Professional Video Chick Booty Oiler?
Ever Want To Drive A Race Car?	does doing 100mph on the highway in the Crown Vic count?
Your Weakness?	I forget my strengths sometimes
Last Thought Before You Fall Asleep?	is my alarm clock set right? better make sure
What The Future Holds..
Do You Want To Get Married?	yeah, after I\'m 30 yrs old
Do You Want To Have Children?	sure, 2 will do fine. might adopt a white one just to stick it to the MAN!
How Many?	I said 2 fool!
What Is The One Thing You Want To Accomplish Before You Die?	make the world a better place somehow
Any Thing Else You Would Like To Share?	Taniesha has strange fingers.
Take this survey Find more surveys

WOW!!! IS IT WEIRD THAT I THINK SHE'S FINE?

2010-04-02T22:14:00.000-04:00

HO SIT DOWN!

2010-03-31T00:15:00.001-04:00

HO SIT DOWN!

2010-03-22T22:58:00.000-04:00

WARNING 18 and Older Only

2010-03-14T00:37:00.000-05:00

HO SIT DOWN!!!

2010-03-02T20:43:00.002-05:00

HO SIT DOWN 02-10-2010

2010-02-10T13:47:00.003-05:00

Wale feat Gucci Mane_Pretty Girls

2010-02-10T13:09:00.000-05:00

2009-12-19T07:16:00.003-05:00

Damon
blah blah blah
6:38amTaniesha
hey hun...
6:39amDamon
what time is it?
6:39amTaniesha
it's 10:31 PM
6:40amDamon
oh, its 6:39am here
6:40amTaniesha
wow...
time differences...amazing
6:40amDamon
I'm in the future again
save your soda can tabs!!! trust me
6:41amTaniesha
yay!
lmao
6:41amDamon
happy about that one huh?
6:41amTaniesha
it was pretty funny
6:43amDamon
thank you... my spirit hasn't been broken just yet.... we'll see tho
6:44amTaniesha
don't let them break ya!
6:45amDamon
I'll try. I'll focus on something
6:45amTaniesha
yes, do that
6:46amDamon
but what? hmm
6:55amTaniesha
hmmm...i don't know
6:55amDamon
I think I got it...
6:56amTaniesha
what?
6:56amDamon
its personal, duh
6:56amTaniesha
oh ok
6:58amDamon
Kid Cudi is killin it!
7:00amTaniesha
is he now?
7:02amDamon
hush woman
7:02amTaniesha
ok
7:02amDamon
shouldn't you be napping are something?
knitting?
7:03amTaniesha
no...
7:03amDamon
shooting dicE?
7:04amTaniesha
nah...
7:04amDamon
hmmm I've got nothing then
7:05amTaniesha
i'm just chillin here watchin csi:miami wit my mama
7:05amDamon
Smidget!
I call Bri Midget
and Ciara is just Ci Ci are Big Baby
7:06amTaniesha
oh ok
7:07amTaniesha
well alicia, as you know, is stank or leesh
7:08amDamon
yeah I've have heard... I just call her "Taniesha's sister"
or brother
whichever
7:08amTaniesha
well that makes me feel all special
and don't call my sister a boy
7:09amDamon
Mikey does more than I do...
7:10amTaniesha
yeah i know
he calls us both boys
7:10amDamon
you know I don't think yall are boys
7:10amTaniesha
i don't take it personally, cuz he's all country and confused and shit
7:10amDamon
yeah, and he doesn't pick his damn Fro!!
cmon! you have a head fulla hair and you gonna walk around nappy?! WTF!?
7:11amTaniesha
and yeah i know you don't think we're boys
7:11amDamon
I <3? color="#ff0000">7:14amDamon
what do i love
what do I ilove ndeed?
7:15amTaniesha
indeed
7:15amDamon
what do you think?
7:16amTaniesha
i just put what i thought
7:16amDamon
yeah those and other things
7:17amDamon
I love beautiful things
7:18amTaniesha
me too
7:18amDamon
wok! wok! wok! wok! wok! :V
hahahaha well my battery bout to die and I still have 45mins til I can buy a plug convertor.... so I'll holla later
7:20amTaniesha
ok...later, mi amigo
7:20amDamon
tell mama I said good night and "crinkle crinkle" she knows... its jheri curl juice talk , she'll understand LoL
7:21amTaniesha
you stop it!
meanie!
7:21amDamon
{rubbing your boob} what did I say now?! LMAO!!!
7:22amTaniesha
hands off, sir!
no boobie for you!
7:22amDamon
oops! sorry, old habits die hard
7:23amTaniesha
it's cool, just don't bite
7:24amDamon
LoL I gotcha, later chica

TOP 30 DUNKS

2009-11-27T01:58:00.001-05:00

News You Can Use: Car Myths&Truths

2009-11-23T19:04:00.002-05:00

Myth: Engine oil should be changed every 3,000 miles.
Reality: Despite what oil companies and quick-lube shops often claim, it's usually not necessary. Stick to the service intervals in your car's owner's manual. Under normal driving conditions, most vehicles are designed to go 7,500 miles or more between oil changes. Changing oil more often doesn't hurt the engine, but it can cost you a lot of extra money. Automakers often recommend 3,000-mile intervals for severe driving conditions, such as constant stop-and-go driving, frequent trailer-towing, mountainous terrain, or dusty conditions.

Myth: Inflate tires to the pressure shown on the tire's sidewall.
Reality: The pounds-per-square-inch figure on the side of the tire is the maximum pressure that the tire can safely hold, not the automaker's recommended pressure, which provides the best balance of braking, handling, gas mileage, and ride comfort. That figure is usually found on a doorjamb sticker, in the glove box, or on the fuel-filler door. Perform a monthly pressure check when tires are cold or after the car has been parked for a few hours.

Myth: If the brake fluid is low, topping it off will fix the problem.
Reality: As brake pads wear, the level in the brake-fluid reservoir drops a bit. That helps you monitor brake wear. If the fluid level drops to or below the Low mark on the reservoir, then either your brakes are worn out or fluid is leaking. Either way, get the brake system serviced immediately. You should also get a routine brake inspection when you rotate the tires, about every 6,000 to 7,000 miles.

Myth: If regular-grade fuel is good, premium must be better.
Reality: Most vehicles run just fine on regular-grade (87 octane) fuel. Using premium in these cars won't hurt, but it won't improve performance, either. A higher-octane number simply means that the fuel is less prone to pre-ignition problems, so it's often specified for hotter running, high-compression engines. So if your car is designed for 87-octane fuel, don't waste money on premium.

Myth: Flush the coolant with every oil change.
Reality: Radiator coolant doesn't need to be replaced very often. Most owner's manuals recommend changing the coolant every five years or 60,000 miles. Of course, if the level in the coolant reservoir is chronically low, check for a leak and get service as soon as possible.

Myth: After a jump-start, your car will soon recharge the battery.
Reality: It could take hours of driving to restore a battery's full charge, especially in the winter. That's because power accessories, such as heated seats, draw so much electricity that in some cars the alternator has little left over to recharge a run-down battery. A"load test" at a service station can determine whether the battery can still hold a charge. If so, some hours on a battery charger might be needed to revive the battery to its full potential.

Myth: Let your engine warm up for several minutes before driving.
Reality: That might have been good advice for yesteryear's cars but is less so today. Modern engines warm up more quickly when they're driven. And the sooner they warm up, the sooner they reach maximum efficiency and deliver the best fuel economy and performance. But don't rev the engine high over the first few miles while it's warming up.

Myth: A dealership must perform regular maintenance to keep your car's factory warranty valid.
Reality: As long as the maintenance items specified in the vehicle owner's manual are performed on schedule, the work can be done at any auto-repair shop. If you're knowledgeable, you can even do the work yourself. Just keep accurate records and receipts to back you up in case of a warranty dispute on a future repair.

Myth: Dishwashing and laundry detergents make a good car wash.
Reality: Detergent can strip off a car's wax finish. Instead, use a car-wash liquid, which is formulated to clean without removing wax.

BlueRoseProject Fan of The Year:Andrea (pictured far right)

2009-11-22T23:56:00.002-05:00

2009-11-22T20:12:00.005-05:00

Jay Electronica - Exhibit C (Prod. Just Blaze)

Lyrics:
When I was sleeping on the train
Sleeping on Meserole Ave out in the rain
Without even a single slice of pizza to my name
Too proud to beg for change mastering the pain
When NY niggas was calling southern rappers lame
But then jackin our slang
I used to get dizzy spells, hear a little ring
The voice of a angel telling me my name
Telling me that one day imma be a great man
Transforming with the MegatronDon spittin out flames
Eatin wack rappers alive shittin out chains
I aint believe it then, nigga I was homeless
Fightin, shootin dice, smoking weed on the corners
Tryna find the meaning of life in a corona
Till the 5%ers rolled up on a nigga and informed him.

"You either build or destroy, where you come from?"
"The Magnolia projects in the 3rd ward slum"
"Hmm, its quite amazing that you rhyme how you do
And how you shine like you grew up in a shrine in Peru."

Question 14 Muslim lesson 2: Dip diver, civilize a 85er
I make the devil hit his knees and say the our father
Abracadabra! You rockin with the true and living
Shout out to Light Out, Joseph I, Chewy Bivens,
Shout out to Baltimore, Baton Rouge, my crew in Richmond
While yall debated whos the truth like Jews and Christians
I was in Cecil B, Broad St, Master, North Philly, South Philly, 23rd, Tasker
6 Mile, 7 Mile, Hartwell, Gratiot
Where niggas really would pack a uhaul truck up
Put the high beams on
Drive up on the curb at a barbeque and hop out the back like "whats up"
"Kill a nigga, rob a nigga, take a nigga, buss up"
Thats why when you talk that tough talk I never feel ya
You sound real good and you play the part well
But the energy you givin off is so unfamiliar
I dont feel ya.

Nas hit me up on the phone said "what you waitin on"
Tip hit me up on a twitt said "what you waitin on"
Diddy send a text every hour on the dot sayin "when you gon drop that verse nigga you takin long"
So now im back spittin that He could pass a polygraph
That Rev Run rockin Addidas out on Hollis Ave
That FOI, Marcus Garvey, Nikki Tesla
I shock you like a eel, electric feel, Jay Electra.

They call me Jay Electronica
Fuck that, call me Jay ElecHannukah
Jay ElecYarmulke
Jay ElecTramadaan Muhammad Asalaamica RasoulAllah Supana Watallah thought your monitor
My uzi still weigh a ton, check the barometer
Im hotter then the mothafuckin sun, check the thermometer
Im bringing ancient mathematics back to modern man
My momma told me "never throw a stone and hide your hand"
I got a lot of family, you got a lot of fans
Thats why the people got my back like the Verizon man
I play the back and fade to black and then devise a plan
Out in London, smoking, vibin while I ride the tram.

The Art of Seduction: Advice For Men

2009-11-21T01:39:00.003-05:00

Pay attention - if you hear your girl say, “man, I’ve been craving Chinese.” Instead of a, “so why don’t you go get some,” say nothing, and later surprise her with a dinner date to a great Chinese restaurant. Or show up at her place with some carry-out and a good movie. Or pick up the ingredients from the grocer and print out some recipes and try to prepare Chinese together. This will let her know that you were listening and that you are willing to take the time to show her. Actions are greater than words.

Kissing - kissing is intimate and takes some passion. Nothing warms a woman’s heart like a good, slow kiss. You don’t always have to be in the throws of a love session to extend a nice lip lock, but be debonaire. Inch in closer to her and give her some steady eye contact. Cradle/caress her face, play in her hair and take it slow. Do you see? It’s not just a slob down, you’re sharing each other’s air, in essence.

Tease her - on those nights when you’re laying there in bed, try not to get it in! Try something else instead. Lay there with her her and give her some good strong touch and squeezes. The sense of touch is often overlooked in the bedroom. But don’t be so obvious, of course all the lady parts are fun to touch but make a point to put your hand on or across the parts of her body that turn you on. Tell her you love her legs or whatever it is! And don’t forget the kisses. She’ll eventually try and make the move but resist. Tell her you just want to feel on her … and watch what happens in the middle of the night or in the morning.

Communicate - more often than not, a woman will be the first to send the sexy text explaining what she wants to do to you, where and how, but beat her to it for once. Take it a step further and hit her up with a text first in the morning, tell her you miss her and can’t wait to see her again. Then midday, let the sexting begin. Now you’ve got her consumed with thoughts of you from morning until you finally see her later that night. Simple. Persistence and charm are surefire ways to keep her swooning over you.

Be spontaneous - take her somewhere that she’s never been and do something she’s never done before, for she will forever remember “that time we …” whether it’s a racing zone, a shooting range or a fishing trip – the point is she’s trying something new and different … with you. Or on a rainy day, convince her to take a stroll in the wetness. Sounds corny, but she would be completely obliged to take you up on it because it’s simply something you want to do … with her.

See fellas, it’s not always about the bedroom, lavish dinners or the amount of money you spend. Women are practical and simple too! Good old-fashioned time, attention and intimacy is all a woman could ask for from you … on a consistent basis. You don’t have to bust out the Romeo everyday, but go the extra mile sometimes and you will be the apple
of her eye! P.S. this is not to be discontinued once you make things official … keep it up!!

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My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 1st Qtr (she's No#2)....(my other sister is No#54)

2009-11-19T00:43:00.002-05:00

Girls 4A State Championship - Spring Valley (53) vs. OW (22) - 1st Period from ACEBasketballCamp on Vimeo.

My LiL Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 2nd Qtr

2009-11-19T00:41:00.003-05:00

Girls 4A State Championship - Spring Valley (53) vs. OW (22) - 2nd Period from ACEBasketballCamp on Vimeo.

My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 3rd Qtr

2009-11-19T00:39:00.000-05:00

Girls 4A State Championship - Spring Valley (53) vs. OW (22) - 3rd Period from ACEBasketballCamp on Vimeo.

My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 4th Qtr

2009-11-19T00:32:00.000-05:00

Girls 4A State Championship - Spring Valley (53) vs. OW (22) - 4th Period from ACEBasketballCamp on Vimeo.

Cool Song I Found On Youtube...

2009-11-15T18:47:00.000-05:00

Things I Learned From The Desert [REPOST]

2009-11-14T00:47:00.001-05:00

Don't be late... EVER!
Your first brief is long and boring... just like every briefing you will have the whole time
your day off is not exactly the greatest thing in the world
if you want to use your laptop... find an outlet.. FAST!
at night they show boobs on the fashion channel
soccer is the biggest thing over here... watch soccer
buy extra everything
walk on the sidewalks... unless you wanna f*ck your shoes up
save empty water bottles, they're good for peeing in... well if you're a guy at least
throw your full pee bottles away before you roommates see them
everybody uses Skype here... ignore their loud conversation as best as you can
the best time to take a shower is 11am
wear shower shoes
the walls of the stalls in the toilets are filled with homosexual and racist drawings and statements
using the media center phones to call home is pointless
don't waste time looking for a lot of new magazines
don't tell a female cop that she looks like Steven Seagal
bring your disconnected cell phone and charger... you'll need the phone numbers
order what you need online as soon as possible
drop off laundry ever 2 days
call anyone you want a b*tch... it's cool
don't walk between the flag poles
get lots of sleep
the vegetables are bland at the chow hall
the milk spoils in 2 days
you're a dumbass if you buy a laptop over here... or anything electronic for that matter
supply will give you anything you want... except airplane parts when you need them
TCNs have no clue that what they just said is racist... don't attack TCNs
if you like it... it will break, be stolen, or be lost
just about everybody has porn if that's what you desire
everybody also has either a Zune or iPod
the "Bra" has decent Internet service til the sun goes down... then you're screwed
the BPC has the best Internet
wanna go home? or work? OPSTOWN bus is your best bet
if she's a 6 at home she's a 10 here... look around for confirmation
everybody complains except the jackasses who like it here... JACKASSES!
everybody stares at you... ignore them
don't buy water... it's everywhere
check your bank accounts often
yes they will dry clean your ABU pants aka the last thing you would ever want f*ckin' dry cleaned!
if they're a lot of cops at the gate, there is probably a cute female up there
there will be more shots to get
take as long of a shower as you want... nobody cares
you spend more time at work then you do at your dorm
there will be an a$$hole who thinks it's a good idea to hide your ID card to "teach you a lesson"
do not "teach him a lesson" by hiding one of his tools til the last possible moment
speak to every cute girl... they love it
if you really really really really really need something... sorry... it's out of stock already
Facebook chatting is the way to go
don't spend your whole check on crap you wouldn't buy back home
buy a $4 outlet converter... trust me
keep you fridge full of water at all times
if the lights go off... put in ear plugs to shut out that beeping noise
music will save your life
pay attention when you ride somewhere new
if you get a break, make the best of it
if someone looks upset... stand back!
unless you're bigger than them... in that case, who gives a f*ck if they're upset?!
if someone tries to stop you for something stupid, just run away... they won't chase you
charge your devices
keep your room clean
don't leave food out either
Jordan Battles looks like a bad porn star... a gay one!
there is some weird music over here... listen to it
wear your sunscreen white people
stop laughing at their sunburn black people

Facebook Chat Sessions...

2009-11-14T00:29:00.003-05:00

Damon
in America we celebrate Veteran's day with beer
8:24pmJordan
sweet
in iraq we celebrate it with....nothing
8:25pmDamon
exactly...[taking a slow sip of beer] damn shame huh
8:26pmJordan
what kind?
8:27pmDamon
Heineken
8:28pmJordan
oh
i don't drink that shit.
you can chug away all you want
8:28pmDamon
Black man's nectar
8:28pmJordan
hahaha oh i had no idea
8:28pmDamon
its a Black thang!
[tap dancing]
can't wait till feb
8:29pmJordan
i've never heard that
why
8:29pmDamon
its in our handbook
8:29pmJordan
what's goin on in feb
8:29pmDamon
Black History
8:29pmJordan
haha you're the only black person i know that like heini
haha ok
8:30pmDamon
really? I'm the only Black person you know?
8:30pmJordan
haha the only one that likes heiniken
most black people i know don't mess with beer
and the ones that do
drink other imports
8:31pmDamon
vodka!!!
8:31pmJordan
like dos equis
haha yeah
8:31pmDamon
lots of ciroc... or goose
I stop letting girls drink goose around me though
8:32pmJordan
why? they take advantage of you?
8:33pmDamon
they try. they get outta control horny
I get into trouble sometimes
8:35pmJordan
hahah there you go
irresistable
so what's happening in feb
8:35pmDamon
Vegas baby!!!
8:36pmJordan
haha me too!
8:36pmDamon
true true.
8:36pmJordan
yeah
8:36pmDamon
Air force or personal
8:36pmJordan
personal
on my way to alaska
8:37pmDamon
Alaska? and why would you be going there?
8:37pmJordan
pcs
8:37pmDamon
you picked Alaska?
8:38pmJordan
no
kinda i suppose
i just changed it to worldwide
and a week later i got orders to alaska
8:38pmDamon
haha shot yourself in the foot huh?
8:38pmJordan
i don't mind
8:38pmDamon
I hate the cold
8:38pmJordan
i mean i like ga and the weather and i love my friends
but i need a change
8:39pmDamon
we are a island people
8:39pmJordan
only 3 more years left
8:39pmDamon
we wilkersons
8:39pmJordan
and i don't mind speding them up there
8:39pmDamon
3 years til what?
8:39pmJordan
you've told me
8:39pmDamon
huh? when did I tell you that?
8:42pmJordan
a while back you told me that
and 3 years til i get out
i'm halfway baby!
8:42pmDamon
I got till April 2011... if I choose
4 year baby
8:43pmJordan
haha okok you win
i'm out for the night
i'll talk to you later
8:44pmDamon
later chica...keep fighting the good fight! sober as all Hell HAHAHA
8:44pmJordan
haha i hate you
8:44pmDamon
yeah... sure you do :)
8:46pmJordan is offline.

Trinidad Gets Down!!!

2009-11-13T21:29:00.001-05:00

Turtle Story

2009-11-02T19:22:00.003-05:00

Here's a little story for you. ENJOY!

Well I was on my way back to GA from SC the other week when I came down this rural road and saw this big ass turtle by a pond. So I'm thinking since I'm not in a big hurry I'll stop and check it out, maybe take a few pictures too. So I pull over and see that this turtle is bigger than I thought... and old! So I snap a few pics and just as I'm about to get back in my car to drive away, I get this big idea. There's this lake that I always pass when I'm headed back to Robins. I figure this old turtle might like a change of scenery. So I figure out a way to get him into my trunk without getting bit and I'm back on the road. The whole time I'm hoping he isn't back there chewing on something or pissing/sh*tting everywhere. So about a hour and half later I arrive at the lake. So I'm all excited about getting this bad boy out here to his new home and you know what....

Open up the trunk...

NO TURTLE!!!!

I'll Be Back!

2009-10-26T19:28:00.002-04:00

So to those who check this blog on a regular basis, you might be wondering to yourselves..."where's Damon?" Well I've have been very busy and lazy! Hahaha But don't worry, I'll be back with new blog posts in just a short while. PROMISE. I got a couple on deck right now so just be patient with me. I'll make it worth the wait. Til then..... watch this!

Chocolate Bunny HAHAHAHA!!!

2009-10-25T16:37:00.002-04:00

WHICH ONE???

2009-08-27T04:12:00.003-04:00

I was thinking I wanted to write another deep deep blog about my life.... but which one.

Option #1 - Tell the story of how I lost the one girl I wish I could have married.

or

Option #2 - Tell the story of how one of my ex-girlfriends wanted to kill herself because I wanted to break up.

Which one?

Let's Explain Your Dreams...

2009-08-23T15:40:00.003-04:00

Here are few from the F section. For more go to http://astrocenter.astrology.msn.com/msn/Dream-Dictionary.aspx?Af=-1000#LetterA

Face

A symbol dependent on the circumstances of the dream. If you see a happy, smiling face, then pleasures and good times lie ahead. If you see a sad or frowning face, then troubles and worries may be plaguing you, and you have to "face" them. Dreaming of washing your face indicates the need to "clean up" your act, while dreaming of a face with a major blemish indicates the need to work on changing a bad habit.

Fairy

Reassurance that your dearest dreams will come true. It doesn't matter if the fairy appeared in the form of an elf, a pixie, a leprechaun, a garden-variety fairy, or a specific fairy like Ozma of Oz, this is a very positive dream and portends great happiness.

Falcon

Dreaming of hunting with a falcon implies the need to seek help in searching for something you desire. A hooded falcon indicates that someone around you is keeping things from you. A falcon making a kill is actually a positive omen, indicating that a long-time goal of yours will finally be reached. See "Eagle", "Hawk".

Falling

1. Human beings have two ancient primal fears: fear of falling, and fear of loud noises. Dreaming of falling often implies the fear of losing control and resulting disaster. If the dreamer falls a great distance, then he should start finding solutions right away, for there is danger of severe complications. If the dreamer falls a short distance and is unhurt, the damage will be minimal and can easily be set right.2. A pun: Something important will happen, or difficulties will be resolved, by the "fall" (autumn).Astrological parallel: Scorpio Tarot parallel: The Tower

Farm

A busy, fruitful, and prosperous farm is a sign of abundance ahead, while a derelict, barren, and decrepit farm implies the need to work hard to avoid a rocky financial road ahead. Seeing lots of farm animals enjoying life reflects a coming period where you'll be meeting a lot of new people who'll be of great assistance to you.

Father

(see Mother)This symbol is highly personalized, and should be considered in light of your relationship with your father. Generally, dreaming of a father (yours or anyone else's) represents authority, while mothers represent love and protection. If your relationship with your father was good, dreaming of him implies advancement and/or assistance from authority figures in your life. If your relationship with him was strained, however, dreaming of him indicates trouble coming from authority figures, such as your boss. If you're dreaming of a dead parent, especially if he or she is speaking to you, important news is coming your way. Whether the news is good or bad depends on other dynamics in the dream.Astrological parallels: Saturn (father) Tarot parallels: The Emperor

Fear

This symbol needs to be considered in view of the dreamer's situation at the time. If your life circumstances are calm and pleasant at the moment, dreaming that you are afraid of something is a warning of trouble ahead. Other symbols in the dream, and circumstances in your life, can explain to you exactly what the trouble will be and how to resolve it. If you're presently involved in some tense situations and you dream of being afraid, people whom you consider to be friends may turn out to be less than that. To dream of calming someone else's fears implies the resolving of misunderstandings.

Feet

1. A pun, implying issues of "under-standing." Aching, painful, or injured feet imply a misunderstanding between you and a loved one. Bathing the feet, however, hints at a resolution of any disagreements. 2. Viewing many feet walking on the street indicates financial reverses. 2. Cold feet symbolize fears and worries about a particular course of action which the dreamer may have been planning to take - as in the metaphor "getting cold feet." Other symbols in the dream should reveal whether the dreamer's fears are warranted or not.
FenceAn obstacle dream. The nature of the obstacle depends on the dreamer's circumstances, as well as on other symbols in the dream. If the scene on the other side of the fence is beautiful and peaceful, hope lies ahead, and if the dreamer gets over the fence, what he wants will indeed manifest in spite of obstacles. If the land on the other side of the fence is barren and rocky, and/or the dreamer is having trouble climbing the fence, what you're seeking may not be what it seems and it might be best to turn back. Sitting on a fence indicates a major decision to be made.

Fight

1.If you are fighting with an unknown figure, whether it's an argument or an out-and-out fistfight, or if you're participating in a free-for-all, this is a loud and clear message that major changes are on the way. Considering the dreamer's circumstances as well as other symbols in the dream will reveal the nature of the change, and/or what the dreamer needs to do in order to face it.2.Standing on the sidelines and watching other people fight indicates that the troubles of others may spill over into your life.3.A dream of war indicates an inner battle. The dreamer needs to look within and see what it is that's keeping them from getting anywhere. Other symbols in the dream might help.

Finger

1. To point a finger or see someone else pointing is calling your attention to whatever other symbol in the dream the finger is indicating. If you view the symbol in question as a positive one, then good fortune lies ahead - soon. If you view the symbol as a negative image, then caution is called for in any business, financial or romantic matters. If the finger points at a specific person whom you know, that person - or someone who reminds you of that person - is not to be trusted, and any dealings with him or her call for a great deal of caution. 2. A cut, broken, or bandaged finger is a dream of contrary, indicating significant successes after a great deal of effort. 3. If you are aware that the finger is of a left hand, you are being warned that any shady sort of dealings, whether business, financial or romantic, will not go the way you hope, and could have upsetting consequences.

Fish

The fish is a very powerful and positive image in many world traditions.1. To the Babylonians, Phoenicians, and Assyrians, it was honored as a symbol of fertility.2. In Native American tradition, the fish is a symbol for mystical secrets, for it can swim to the deepest regions of the ocean and explore its hidden knowledge.3. In British lore, it was believed that eating fish before lovemaking could enable a couple to conceive a child.4. The early Christians used the fish as the symbol for the Christ Consciousness. It was widely believed that this symbol resulted from the Greek acronym for \"Jesus Christ, Son of God.\" But there is also the fact that the coming of Jesus ushered in the Age of Pisces the Fish, which encapsulates the mysticism, love, and happiness to which all world traditions ascribe to the fish.5. In Scandinavia, fish was considered an aphrodisiac, and was popularly consumed on Friday, the feast day of Freya, Goddess of Love - and in her honor Friday was a day dedicated to lovemaking. There are, therefore, many possibilities if you dream of a fish - all good, even if the fish was a greatly feared one like the shark. If there is a possibility of a pregnancy, dreaming of a fish could mean that a child is on the way, and the pregnancy and birth will be uneventful and result in a healthy baby. If the dreamer is in love but is not yet sure about the beloved's feelings, dreaming of a fish strongly indicates that the feelings are indeed reciprocated. Dreaming of catching fish, either with a pole or with a net, indicates success and prosperity ahead. Seeing fish swimming in a clear pool indicates that a number of secrets about yourself and the world around you are going to suddenly become clearer.

Fire

1. Energy; drive. The dreamer needs to prepare herself for an increased level of stress and activity.2. If the dreamer is burned, trouble lies ahead. Look to other symbols in the dream as to how to prepare for it and resolve it.3. If the dreamer avoids being burned, a sticky situation will be quickly resolved.4. A roaring bonfire or a welcome blaze in a fireplace signifies good news, security, a period of hope after a stint of difficulties.Astrological parallel: Aries, Mars

Fireworks

1.Watching fireworks burst into a rain of light in the sky is an omen of great good fortune ahead, particularly in romance.2.If someone throws a firecracker at you, this is a sign of trouble, probably because of someone else. But if the firecracker turns out to be a dud, that person will not succeed.3.Sparklers and Roman candles are portents of an increased social life and good times ahead.

Flood

1.Water is a universal symbol for emotion, and thus a dream of a flood indicates that a plethora of deep feelings is coming the dreamer's way. If the flood is warm, gentle and comforting, the feelings will be positive, and possibly could involve romance. But if the flood is dark, cold, and overwhelming, be prepared for emotional turmoil.2.Being swept away by a flood warns that someone of the opposite sex whom you trust may be trying to use you.3.Escaping from the flood, especially if you continue to reach high ground, indicates overcoming a great difficulty.

Flowers

1.Always a positive symbol. Joy and happiness, and perhaps a whole new life, lie ahead for the dreamer. Astrological parallel: Taurus, Virgo. Tarot parallel: The Sun.

Fly

1.Dreaming of flying high in the air and looking down on your usual surroundings is a very common dream, and most often implies a widening and broadening of your vision. It is also an omen of happiness, exhilaration, and good fortune. Whether these benefits will come easily or with great effort depends on the circumstances of the dream, particularly the weather. (see Flying)2.Dreaming of a fly, that is, the insect, represents a minor obstacle that must be overcome - in short, the proverbial "fly in the ointment." An annoying fly that keeps buzzing around your head is a signal that the obstacle, however miniscule it might be, will not go away on its own and requires immediate attention.

Flying

1. The dreamer's basic ambition, drive, goals, and dreams. If the dreamer is flying like a bird, then he can accomplish his goals almost on his own. If the dreamer is flying in an airplane, or other sort of airship, he will need assistance. If the weather around him is turbulent, the path to success will be rocky and strewn with obstacles. If it is clear, the path ahead should be straightforward and easily traveled. If others are flying with him, he needs to gather the support of others in order to attain his goal.Astrological parallel: UranusTarot parallel: The World2. A harbinger of a happy time in the dreamer's life - as if she is "flying high."Astrological/Tarot parallel: The Sun

Fruit

1. Dreaming of ripe, appealing fruit in your dream is a very positive omen, and can symbolize several things: success and prosperity (the fruits of your labor); a pregnancy (fruit of the womb) or a heightened period of creativity (the fruits of your imagination.)2. If the fruit is sour, rotten, or spoiled, however, it is a sign that something you're striving for is going to turn bad - and it's best if you stop work on it right now, figure out what's wrong with it, and move on only once the problem is resolved.

Fog

An obstacle dream, dependent on other circumstances in the dream for exact interpretation. A fog at sea indicates blockages in emotional situations, such as romance. A fog on land indicates setbacks with regard to business or financial progress. If the fog clears away during the dream, then the blockages will let up and therefore there's no need to lose heart. If it thickens, however, perhaps you'd better rethink the situation.

Foreign country

1. If the foreign country was one that you have either been to and loved, or always wanted to visit, this is a sign that the attainment of your heart's desire is closer than you think. It also means that you should keep working on it and not be discouraged in spite of any setbacks. 2. If the foreign country is strange, or the people unfriendly, or if it's a country where violence, war, and other unfavorable situations are occurring, then something or someone in your life is leading you into strange and unfamiliar territory which could at the very least make you uncomfortable. Think twice before allowing yourself to be tempted into circumstances that you know nothing about.

Foreigner

If the foreigner was friendly and jovial, and if you liked him or her, this is an omen of good times ahead no matter what the foreigner's nationality was. If he was unfriendly and hostile, however, it is still an omen of good times ahead, but of hitting a number of dead ends before you reach your goals.

Food

Food is a universal symbol for prosperity and for plenty, even in rough times. If the food was fresh and crisp, then good things will be coming in profusion, but if some or all of it was spoiled, there will be setbacks, although in the end all will be well. Buying food represents domestic happiness; selling food indicates business advancement. Tasting food, however, while it's still a positive omen, represents minor steps towards prosperity.

Forest

As with all dreams of Earth's bounty, a forest basically is a happy omen if the dream shows the sun shining through the trees and a clear path ahead. Even a forest fire indicates positive progress. But if the dreamer felt alone and frightened, this means that his or her own feelings could get in the way of prosperity and success. If he or she felt lost, this implies a need to get a better grasp on one's own financial circumstances in order to better them. Other symbols in the dream can yield more information.

Fountain

An omen of a happy and fulfilled life. If the fountain is flowing freely, things should go comparatively easily from here on out; however, if the fountain is malfunctioning, there are still a few obstacles that need to be overcome first.

Frog

A positive omen in all ways. Whether you saw them, held them, heard them, or ate them, they signify happiness, success in your profession, and true friends.

Fuel/Gasoline

A dream of buying or selling gasoline is a sign of prosperity ahead, but there may be a few bumps in the road before you get what you want. Running out of gasoline is a dream of contrary, implying a rush of energy and inspiration in whatever activity means the most to you. If you're not sure what that is, look to other symbols in the dream.

Fur

A dream of fur on a live animal signifies love, warmth, and happiness. See the entries relating to each individual animal for more details. Wearing a new, well-tailored fur coat indicates financial success, while a shabby, worn-out fur coat indicates financial reversals.

http://astrocenter.astrology.msn.com/msn/Dream-Dictionary.aspx?Af=-1000#LetterA

Would You... [repost]

2009-08-13T12:28:00.003-04:00

WOULD YOU...

hug me if I said I needed it?
kiss me back if I kissed you?
let me borrow your last $20?
sing me a song?
cook my favorite meal?
let me crash on your couch?
celebrate my birthday with me?
bring in the New Year with me?
iron my wrinkled shirt?
give me a massage after a long day?
give me half of your last slice?
let me borrow your car?
do my laundry?
let me go to the club with my boys?
pray with me?
visit me on my base?
come with me to my hometown?
go out on a date with me?
love my family like I do?
feed my dog while I'm away?
help me wash my car?
take shots of vodka with me?
watch a movie with me?
play the XBOX with me?
ride shotgun in the Crown Vic?
tolerate my shoe collection?
reply to my e-mails?
love my funny stories?
laugh at my jokes?
keep in touch when I deploy?
trust me?
sleep on the right side of the bed cause I sleep on the left?
take care of me when I'm sick?
tell me you love me when I want to hear it?
fight when I fight?
travel the world with me?
cook my pancakes the way I like them?
let me hang out with my friends?
lie to my face?
miss me if I passed?
stay if I asked you to?
tattoo my name on your body?
follow my lead?
play basketball with me?
love the music I love?
believe in me?
cry if I was crying?

Things I Learned From.... The Desert [repost]

2009-08-13T12:24:00.000-04:00

Don't be late... EVER!
Your first brief is long and boring... just like every briefing you will have the whole time
your day off is not exactly the greatest thing in the world
if you want to use your laptop... find an outlet.. FAST!
at night they show boobs on the fashion channel
soccer is the biggest thing over here... watch soccer
buy extra everything
walk on the sidewalks... unless you wanna f*ck your shoes up
save empty water bottles, they're good for peeing in... well if you're a guy at least
throw your full pee bottles away before you roommates see them
everybody uses Skype here... ignore their loud conversation as best as you can
the best time to take a shower is 11am
wear shower shoes
the walls of the stalls in the toilets are filled with homosexual and racist drawings and statements
using the media center phones to call home is pointless
don't waste time looking for a lot of new magazines
don't tell a female cop that she looks like Steven Seagal
bring your disconnected cell phone and charger... you'll need the phone numbers
order what you need online as soon as possible
drop off laundry ever 2 days
call anyone you want a b*tch... it's cool
don't walk between the flag poles
get lots of sleep
the vegetables are bland at the chow hall
the milk spoils in 2 days
you're a dumbass if you buy a laptop over here... or anything electronic for that matter
supply will give you anything you want... except airplane parts when you need them
TCNs have no clue that what they just said is racist... don't attack TCNs
if you like it... it will break, be stolen, or be lost
just about everybody has porn if that's what you desire
everybody also has either a Zune or iPod
the "Bra" has decent Internet service til the sun goes down... then you're screwed
the BPC has the best Internet
wanna go home? or work? OPSTOWN bus is your best bet
if she's a 6 at home she's a 10 here... look around for confirmation
everybody complains except the jackasses who like it here... JACKASSES!
everybody stares at you... ignore them
don't buy water... it's everywhere
check your bank accounts often
yes they will dry clean your pants aka the last thing you would ever want f*ckin' dry cleaned!
if they're a lot of cops at the gate, there is probably a cute female up there
there will be more shots to get
take as long of a shower as you want... nobody cares
you spend more time at work then you do at your dorm
there will be an a$$hole who thinks it's a good idea to hide your ID card to "teach you a lesson"
do not "teach him a lesson" by hiding one of his tools til the last possible moment
speak to every cute girl... they love it
if you really really really really really need something... sorry... it's out of stock already
Facebook chatting is the way to go
don't spend your whole check on crap you wouldn't buy back home
buy a $4 outlet converter... trust me
keep you fridge full of water at all times
if the lights go off... put in ear plugs to shut out that beeping noise
music will save your life
pay attention when you ride somewhere new
if you get a break, make the best of it
if someone looks upset... stand back!
unless you're bigger than them... in that case, who gives a f*ck if they're upset?!
if someone tries to stop you for something stupid, just run away... they won't chase you
charge your devices
keep your room clean
don't leave food out either
Jordan Beckerman has monkey palms
Jordan Battles looks like a bad porn star... a gay one!
there is some weird music over here... listen to it
wear your sunscreen white people
stop laughing at their sunburn black people

This Henry!!!!

2009-05-17T13:30:00.001-04:00

Funniest Commercial This Year!

2009-05-17T13:25:00.002-04:00

WTF?! [Family Photo Edition]

2009-05-13T20:19:00.001-04:00

SMACK THAT!

2009-05-13T20:14:00.000-04:00

Let Me Update You

2009-05-10T03:32:00.003-04:00

In a couple weeks I'll being taking that flight to Qatar.... it's gonna be a HOT summer!... I'll be back in August and me and my boy Ali gonna go out to Cali... I got called "shallow" and it bothered me.... not because I think I am not shallow but because I know the only reason she called me that is because I don't pay her any attention.... I should be making Senior Airman in October... everybody asks me how my daughter Sanaa is doing... she's doing fine.... the trip from GA to SC is getting easier and easier every time... My #2 on my Bailout List got married the other weekend... I feel okay though.... my #1 is the real deal but I don't have the courage to get at her like I should.... maybe one day.... Shaun, Baker and Johnny are going on deployment with me.... That's whats up!.... I'm ready to switch things up anyway... I see more and more everyday what people are worth my time... after I get back from the desert, anyone who doesn't make an effort to keep in contact with me is getting cut off.... that's how it's gotta be... I brought my mama some Air Maxs for Mother's Day... she's easy..... my sister and stepmama are harder to shop for... I got a double hotel suite and nobody to share it with... I guess that's a good thing.... Twitter is semi-addicting... soon I'll be off of it for good though... I might even tone down my facebook and myspace usage.... it's becoming boring... if you are reading this and not leaving a comment... you are LAME..... I plan on losing at least 20 lbs to get down to my old playing weight for basketball season... 6 guys from my squadron team are gonna be in the desert at once... who planned that sh*t... I pick the Cavs to win the Chip this year... sorry no KG is a deal breaker.... I can't seem to get everything going the way I want it... God give me a sign!

The Life and Times of.... Andrea Tweet

2009-05-10T02:53:00.003-04:00

Drea has a twin sister that lives in New York… never shall they meet unless at Summer Camp
Drea has a dog named “You” so she can say “get over here you”
Drea once saved an elderly couple from a burning building after setting it on fire
Drea won the Miss Las Vegas pageant then threw down the crown and renamed it the ECW Crown
Drea speeds in school zones
Drea eats Oreos because she thinks they keep fairies from stealing her teeth
Drea doesn’t know that chickens have feathers, she thinks they come pre-fried
Drea once met P Diddy and gave him a blank demo tape…he never called back
Drea knows that California will become an island in 2010
Drea can’t resist a good movie and a foot rub from a stranger
Drea is a World Champion watermelon spitter
Drea can’t see in the dark so she is never out past 9pm
Drea worked at Sonics but got fired because she kept skating over to White Castle to eat
Drea came to South Carolina once but was ran outta town because she was too hyphy
Drea can’t whistle
Drea has a 40 inch vertical but she doesn’t like to show off
Drea drinks gin on one occasion…NEVER!
Drea can watch Class Act with a straight face unlike 99% of the population
Drea likes pink but not in slip form
Drea loves seafood
Drea is banned from IHOP because of a little incident with some Pecan flavored syrup
Drea still believes Stevie Wonder can see
Drea has been married 3 times but divorced only once
Drea can see the future but only when she clips her toe nails
Drea fights pit bulls for profit
Drea listens to talk radio and gets mad when they don’t answer her questions
Drea will do dirty dirty things to you if you pass out around her
Drea was a great track star until she failed a steroid test
Drea makes amateur films feature homeless people who are never seen again???
Drea wants to be the Mayor of Oakland…. If she can make Monday “Raspberry Lemon Drop” Day
Drea has a full butt tattoo
Drea has green eyes… on Wednesday, Friday and Sunday
Drea calls white people the N-word… it’s her own personal revenge
Drea joined the Army but went AWOL when she found out she couldn’t get Popeye’s chicken till Week 9
Drea smells like lemons and new Converse sneakers
Drea likes to fight midgets
Drea won’t vote in 2012… too busy playing Gears of War 4

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2009-05-06T19:25:00.002-04:00

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2009-05-04T14:15:00.001-04:00

Vote for this slogan!!!!

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Admit It!

2009-04-30T20:13:00.001-04:00

10 things black and Latin people know that white people won’t admit…

1. Elvis is dead
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal
3. Jesus was not White
4. Skinny does not equal sexy
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller
6. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line
9. Kissing your pet is not cute
10. Rap music is here to stay

10 things white and Latin people know but black people won’t admit

1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royale bags are meant to be thrown away
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated
6. Breaks are usually 15 minutes
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it’s a color).
9. Your rims and car system should not be worth more than your car
10. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.

My New Favorite Show!

2009-04-26T16:02:00.000-04:00

Funny Story #1

2009-04-26T15:45:00.002-04:00

Here is a conversation I had the other week with my friend Primo. I call him that cause he always got the new hot sh*t. So here’s what happened, I call Primo to ask him if he knew where I can get some red patent leather adidas Forums…..

Primo – What up kid?
Damon – Sh*t, chillin’. What up witcha?
P – Sh*t. watching the game.
D – Who playing?
P – The punk ass Lakers. Can’t stand Kobe’s ass!
D – Me either. Aye dog! You know where I can get a pair of Red Planet Forums?
P – The patent leather ones?
D – Yeah.
P – I think they were on pickyourshoes.com but they were outta sizes.
D – I know. I looked the other day and they were completely sold out. They weren’t on adidas.com anymore either.
P – Yeah, you gotta get those early. They look just like the Supras.
D – Yeah, I wanted them but I had to pay my car payment first.
P – True true. I’m glad you said something about your car. I meant to call you and tell you what happened the other night.
D – What’s that?
P – Dog! We went to this club the other night named Sensations….
D – That sound like a strip club!
P – I know right! But naw it’s a dance club. It has a bar and an upper level and a live DJ and sh*t. There were some bad b*tches out there too!
D – That’s what’s up!
P – But yo check this out. Me and a couple dudes I work with went there right. And there were all these chicks and sh*t so we like this the spot but then check this out. These two fine ass b*tches start fighting right there on the dance floor!
D – Hahahaha all the time!
P – Yeah! So the bouncers come running over and I’m thinking they gonna just pull’em apart but these muthaf*ckas start pepper spraying them hos!
D – Damn!
P – The f*cked up sh*t is, they spraying and sh*t and mess around and mace a dude in a wheelchair! I didn’t even see the dude till they sprayed him. I was f*cked up! But yeah they spray this fool too, then he falls the f*ck out the chair.
D – Man! Stop playing!
P – Dog! That sh*t was wild! But check it. The whole time they tryna get them two girls off the dance floor, this muthaf*cka is tryna get off the floor by himself…
D – You didn’t help him?! Hahahaha
P – F*ck no! So anyway he finally gets up off the floor and somebody asked him if he was alright. This muthaf*cka starts going off talking bout how he gonna burn this muthaf*cka to the ground and sh*t! Man! By then I had done lost it! I was laughing so f*cking hard my damn throat started hurting.
D – He probably wanna sue the club. Hahaha
P – Oh! It gets crazier! He goes outside and this fool driving a muthaf*ckin' box Chevy on… had to been 24s!
D – Retarded. Hahahaha
P – And the muthaf*cka said he was gonna pop the trunk and starts going to the back of the Chevy.
D – He said he was gonna pop the trunk?!
P – Sh*t! He did! This muthaf*cka starts shooting in the air and sh*t! Me and my boy Dre bounce.
D – What he have?
P – Glock.
D – Ain’t playing no games.
P – Ain’t playing no games! That sh*t was wild dude. I see why people stop going out to the clubs.
D – I know right! What happened to those girls that were fighting?
P – Dre said he saw one of them pissing behind a car when he went outside to use the phone. Hahahahaha
D – Hahahaha Can you imagine what it was like if ol boy got arrested? They have to lift him outta the chair to put him in the car. Hahahaha
P - He might try to get away…
D – in his wheel chair?
P – Hahahaha
D – See you didn’t even notice did you?! He had 24 inch rims on the chair too.
P –hahaha you crazy!
D – He didn’t walk not because he was paralyzed, but because he always wanted to ride big! Even when he wasn’t in his whip.
P – Candy paint the chair and sh*t
D – Raise the b*tch up with a kit
P – Be at the mall just sitting outside in the chair with two 15s hooked up to it
D – Bumping that B.O.B. Starship Strobilus
P – TI's 24s
D – on repeat!
P - hahahaha talking like somebody’s uncle
D – Hey girl! Wanna ride witha playa?! B*tch can’t you see I hollering?!
P – Hahaha You crazy!

That’s just a sample of some of the conversations I have all the time!

Thanks 4 Your Time

Damon Presents..... "Rules To Live By"

2009-04-21T19:57:00.002-04:00

“Rules to Life” are general things that a person should know to be a success in their life. I have amassed these Rules over the course of my 25 years on this planet. So without any further delay, in a totally random order…

Rule #12 – When you call someone on the phone and the conversation reaches a certain time span, 45 minutes are more, it becomes your (the person that called) responsibility to end the call. Don’t be that person who doesn’t know when to call it a night.

Rule #31 – Only fight people you can beat. If you’re not sure, walk away.

Rule #78 – If you’re in mixed company, don’t use racial jokes or slurs. Even the most unracist person can give the perception of otherwise.

Rule #8 – Sagging your jeans should be kept to a minimum. Especially, if you’re over the age of 21.

Rule #103 – Always give a firm handshake when greeting someone. Especially, if it’s the first time. You wouldn’t want to give them a bad first impression.

Rule #23 – Practice makes perfect. Apply to everything you do.

Rule #72 – Travel as much as possible. It’s good for your spirit.

Rule #49 – Always use protection when having sex.

Rule #66 – Offer your seat to an older person on the train/bus. If they refuse, it’s okay to just sit there.

Rule #53 – Don’t hesitate too long to approach someone you think you’d like to get to know. If you do they might think you’re not really all that interested.

Rule #27 – Listen more than you talk. But don’t be afraid to disagree with people. Nobody likes spineless people around them.

Rule # 45 – Always introduce someone as what they really are to you. May it be a boyfriend/girlfriend/good friend

Rule # 78 –Buy dinner the first time. After that, figure it out before ya’ll even get to the restaurant.

Rule # 94 – If you love someone, tell them now. Waiting until later may be too late.

Rule # 10 – If the relationship isn’t going the way you want it to, say something. If that doesn’t work, leave.

Rule # 82 – A pair of clean white Nikes goes good with 95% of the stuff you have in your closet. Invest in a pair.

Rule # 40 – It may hurt your relationship but never let anyone borrow an amount of money you can’t afford to just give them otherwise.

Rule # 53 – Believing in a higher power isn’t a bad thing. But make sure you don’t force your religion on others. That’s very annoying .

Rule #71 – When in doubt, ask someone who probably knows the answer or who looks like they may know.

Rule # 5 – Sleep is usually more important than anything you may be doing at 4am on a Saturday night.

Rule # 99 – Always have a Plan B. This applies to just about everything you do in life.

Rule #1 – Bros before hoes.

Rule # 36 – If you have to cut away pieces of your wheel well, you rims are too damn big.

Rule # 60 – The higher your standards the better your product has to be. (product = you)

Rule # 88 – Always lie about how many people you’ve slept with. Never lie about whether you’ve caught a STD.

Rule # 9 – Mouthwash should be your best friend.

Rule # 77 – If you borrow someone’s stuff, take extra good care of it.

So those are a few rules to live by. More coming soon.

Thanks 4 Your Time

For My 200th Post.... Version 1

2009-04-19T16:15:00.005-04:00

This is my 200th post but instead of going all grand on you I present this story that I found on the Internet....

I think its worthy of reposting...

It’s a scary world out there. If it wasn’t for STDs and HIV, I’m not gonna lie, I’d be having sex with everyone. Well, not everyone everyone. A girl must have standards!
Via The Guardian UK (via Nerve.com’s Scanner blog):
A singer from Germany’s most successful girl group has been arrested on suspicion that she infected an ex-partner with the HIV virus, prosecutors confirmed today.
Nadja Benaissa, 26, a member of the No Angels band, is accused of sleeping with three men without telling them that she was HIV positive. One is believed to have become infected as a result.
Nadja Benaissa, of the German pop band No Angels. Spokesman for the state prosecutor’s office in the western city of Darmstadt said in a statement: “There is urgent suspicion that in the years 2004 and 2006 the accused had unprotected sex with three people without informing them in advance that she herself was HIV positive.”
The statement continued: “At least one of the three partners undertook a test which showed that he – allegedly as a result of the contact – is now also HIV positive himself.”
Yeah, I don’t know what makes people think that they are impervious to catching something that causes itching, oozing, and possibly death by trusting their partner’s “word.”

Yeah that's her up there.... she doesn't look very "HIV Positive" does she?

WRAP IT UP!!!!

Damon Talks About Regrets..... [UNCENSORED]

2009-04-18T16:07:00.001-04:00

Well today I want to take some time to talk about REGRETS… Yeah I hear people say all the time how you shouldn’t have any regrets when going through life. Well it’s easy when you don’t have control over yourself like some people may have. What I mean by that is some people free will their way through life while others take precautions and later regret doing so….

THIS IS WHY WE’RE HERE TO TODAY……

One of my biggest regrets in my life is not telling people I love them when I had the chance. Sometimes these people drift out of my life and never know or they move on because they got tired of waiting for me to show them how much I care. Then there are the times when I regret being selfish, uncaring, mean, hard headed, distance or just an overall jackass. Some people say they never have regrets but I figure if you don’t then you must have led a perfect life.

I HAVE NOT LED A PERFECT LIFE…..

My grandfather was diagnosis with cancer when I was about 10 or 11. My mother lived with her husband across town and I lived with my grandparents. I liked living there but I was kinda bothered by the fact that my mama didn’t live with us anymore. So my grandfather’s health was deteriorating slowly and I was too young to fully understand what was happening. That and the fact that no one told me anything at all anyway. I would see him have seizures and sleep all day when just a year earlier he was so full of energy and we were always driving somewhere fun. He took me to Maryland every summer and to the zoo at least once a year. He loved the holidays and always made sure I had everything I needed. The thing was…. He smoked at least a pack a day of cigarettes the whole time. The cancer hit him so hard that the chemo wasn’t really working. My grandfather was one of the strongest men I ever knew. Everybody thought highly of him, he was a Sgt in the Army and served during the Vietnam War. My mother always said that the war and his smoking added to him getting cancer. I’m not sure myself… So as a 12 year old kid living with the knowledge that someone you love is sick you would think I’d would’ve been more sensitive to what was going on… I wasn’t. I remember myself being angry at my grandfather for constantly pissing his pajamas, being so hard to deal with, not taking his medicine…. I just didn’t understand what was going on. Now I do and I regret how I treated my grandfather in his last days. He pissed his pants because the treatments made his bladder damn near uncontrollable. He was hard to deal with because a lot of the time he was in such severe pain. He didn’t take his meds because they made him feel sicker and mainly because he was too proud to. I felt like a piece of shit when there was a late phone call to the house and I was listening on the other line as the doctor at the hospital told my grandma that my granddaddy had passed away.

I APOLOGIZED TO HIM YEARS LATER; I THINK HE FORGAVE ME……

My grandmother would get cancer just a couple months later. She would beat the cancer the first time but not the second time 9 years after my after my grandfather died. She passed away a day after his birthday. I regret the fact that I didn’t spend even more time with my grandmother. She was the sweetest lady when she wasn’t drinking of course. She used Crown Royale to erase the pain she felt in her life. Her life early life as I’ve been told could easily be described as a nightmare. Her mother didn’t even name her when she was born. That’s why her middle name is Mary. The hospital just named her after her mother. My great-grandmother treated my grandmother like shit her whole life. She just didn’t give a damn about her but loved her step-brothers. My uncles Sam, Lee, Walter and John. My grandmother wasn’t a big fan of Sam and John. I could see why. So after years and years of a bad relationship with her mother, my grandmother couldn’t have a 100% perfect relationship with her daughter. My mother was supposed to have a brother but my grandmother miscarried and lost the baby. I think deep down she really wanted to have a son and she kinda resented my mother a little like how her mother resented her. She loved my mother but she didn’t know how to do that to the fullest because she never had that love herself. She spread that love more to the males of our family like my mom’s “brother” Ricky. So when my mama gave birth….. I was like the son that she and my grandfather always want. They would give me anything I wanted within their power. I regret that I didn’t spend more time with my grandmother. She loved for me to come into her room and lie across her bed and talk to her. Most of the time I would fall asleep and she would tell my mama “let that boy sleep” whenever she would try to wake me up. She would give me money to go out with my friends and never complained about. All she wanted was a bag or chips or a soda when I came back. I miss her a lot and when I think back even me and my friends can recall some of the funniest moments involved her.

EVEN WITH ALL THEIR FLAWS I LOVE MY GRANDPARENTS DEARLY……

I regret never saving my money like I should have when I was younger
I regret never seriously playing sports in high school
I never telling someone I loved them years ago
I regret not going to Maryland for so many years after my Uncle Buck died
I regret not getting to know my family on my dad’s side like I should have
I regret pushing her away back in the day
I regret what happened between me and your girl…. You know who you are
I regret that I didn’t tell Lena how much I cared before she left

DON’T LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH REGRETS……

Thanks 4 Your Time

What Can I Say To That????

2009-04-07T19:25:00.002-04:00

This is a blog post from Myspace by a girl I no longer deal with. She wrote this about a day after I told her we shouldn't mess with each other anymore...

When i think about the name DAMON...first thing that comes to mind is DEMON. but yet he's so sweet and addicting like popsicles (i love popsicles!). I can confine in him whenever i need to with out worrying about him spilling the beans. i consider him my best friend. I love the fact that i can be so open with him about anything and don't have to worry about him judging me...instead he gives advice and most of the times jokes on me. I like the fact that he can make me laugh and doesn't have to try hard. even though he's miles away i feel like he's sitting right next to me...that's how strong his presence is over the phone. i believe he is the only guy who really knows who i am as a person. i think i take advantage of his love for me... I LOVE this Damon as a best friend and it's sad that we can't be more than that...due to me. As long has i have him in my life is fine with me. i don't regret meeting this Damon...even though at times he can be a hard ass!

WOW! What Can I Say To That????

R.I.P. CHRIS DODGE

2009-04-05T13:04:00.003-04:00

Chris Dodge was one of my very best friends.... He died 3 years ago when three people tried to rob him at gunpoint on Spring Break in Daytona Beach, FL... Today I remember my friend...

I remember when we first met at Myers' Nursery. We both were there for our very first time. Mrs Myers brought us our breakfast... a big plate of grits and we both said at the exact same time, "that's a lot of grits!". From there we were like brothers.

I remember the first time you came to my house and your mama wanted to meet my mama. But she was at work so she talked to my granddad. After he said that he was a retired Army Sgt she said "Oh! So I don't have to worry about these two getting into any trouble then!" After that if you wanted to come over she never had a problem with it.

I remember when we used to go to the gym and hoop with the older guys and they said "ya'll two lil n****s can't be on the same team. Ya'll play too good."

I remember years later when we won the Lower State AAU Tournament for the second year in a row and you look at me and said, "They shouldn't have put these two lil n****s on the same team."

I remember when my pit bull had her first litter of puppies and I gave you 2nd pick. You got a all white boy and named him DeeBo. That name fit well cause all the way up til he was old enough to finally go home with you, he bullied all his brothers and sisters.

I remember we both liked Eboni Jacobs and you said that we'd make a deal. Since we both had a class with her on different days, the person who got her phone number and called her first would be the one who could go after her.... maybe we should've told Justin Castor about our plan.

I remember when had our Sweet Potato festival and we had to catch Mrs Howell's chicken that had escaped. The guy on stage said, "somebody bring that chicken on stage, maybe he wanna get on the microphone."

I remember when your grandmother died and you said you didn't wanna go to the funeral. I told you that she would want you there. later on you thanked me for talking you into it.

I remember that time we got into that fight with them boys down at Airport High School. They were mad because we were taking those girls out. And you said, "ain't our fault you f*ck boys don't know how to keep your girls!". I thought we were gonna have to call our peoples... good thing them boys were straight b*tches. 4 on 2? and we still whipped them!

I remember when that girl said she was pregnant by you. We later found out that it wasn't yours... Boy! You were scared!

I remember after me and my step dad got into that fight you came over a couple days later and said, "next time call me and we'll both get in that ass. Nobody messes with our mama!"

I remember the first time you saw my lil brother and you said, "Yes sir! Ya'll both got that Jackson head!"

I remember you told everybody that I was the best artist in our high school. Even though I know you probably were mad that I gave up basketball to draw.

I remember that no matter how much money I let you borrow you'd always bring back a lil more than I gave you. You called it "interest"

I remember when I said I wanted to ask ******** to marry me, the first thing you said was, "whether you know it or not, I'm gonna be your best man."

I remember we used to go to the mall like every day for 3 months straight... then hit Sonics up on the way home. I later found out that my overdosing on slushies was because Tomika worked there and you wanted to holla at her. No wonder they were free. hahaha

I remember we rode down to Augusta just to buy lottery tickets when the PowerBall hit over 200 MILLION and the whole way we were talking about how we would spend the money if we won. We both agreed to give the other at least 2 million. I can't remember why we settled on 2 mil though.

I remember you told me to call and let you know what my mama was cooking on Thursday because your mama didn't cook on Thursdays.

I remember we would go to each others family reunions and see how many people we could convince that the other was in the family. I mean we tried to convince your Great Aunt that I was one of your Uncle George's sons.... hahaha and she believed it!!!

I remember when you worked at Target and some days you would wear your red polo and khakis to school... then it just so happen that I wore a red polo and khakis one day that you did and Tina asked me if I could hooked her up with a job at Target.... I didn't work at TARGET!!! hahahaha

I remember one year we went to Spring Break and met those girls from New York... Dog! Til this day I'm with you... they had to be strippers... Ol girl grinded me all the way down the bar... and I wasn't a lil dude!

I remember that would be the last time we went to Spring Break together...

So a couple years ago you asked me to go down to Daytona Beach with you and some other people. I told you I was broke and I couldn't go. You said I was good and you would pay for everything...just go! But my pride wouldn't let me go and have my best friend pay my way knowing I wouldn't be able to pay you back anytime soon. You didn't say you were disappointed but I could tell you were.... that would be the last time I saw you alive....

When people tell me that I look like a drug dealer... it hurts a lil because that was the reason those boys tried to rob you... You never sold drugs, because of me you stopped saying the N-word... Shit! You didn't even steal because you said your Grandmama would come down from Heaven and beat you! hahaha

R.I.P. Christopher David Dodge

YOUR FAVORITE SONG

They Shootin'!

2009-04-04T14:14:00.002-04:00

Men stop wearing skinny jeans immediately!
Black people stop using the N-word
No more grocery store product influenced Chevys, please
Tie your damn shoes up
If you tryna sell a mixtape.... be professional
Don't be a fake Christian
Just because someone wears a fitted hat and baggy jeans it doesn't mean they're from the ghetto
Shut up about what you think of the President in the work place
Gargle with mouthwash before you talk to me...at least chew some minty gum...DAMN!!
Google what the hell a wave cap is
Stop complaining about gas prices when you drive a gas guzzler
Stop bitching about your pathetic life on Facebook or Myspace

LOVE/HATE..... Newly Minted Version

2009-03-22T00:12:00.002-04:00

I love being able to go to Vegas
I hate having people be so lazy
I love the hotel I stayed
I hate having to have a roommate
I love get my check on time
I hate having to fill out so much paperwork
I love coming home to visit
I hate that it seems like nobody cares that I do
I love seeing my mama
I hate seeing her all upset about her job
I love that my friends are all out in the world do there own things
I hate that its become so hard to get us all together at once
I love that people respect what I do for living
I hate that they always think I'm in the Army
I love winning that money in Vegas
I hate having to hide the fact that I did to my family
I love the new Kanye shoes
I hate the pink lining on the black versions
I love playing on my squadron basketball team
I hate our rotation
I love facebook
I hate the changes

Don't Quote... All Damon Edition

2009-03-19T15:12:00.003-04:00

So this time instead of posting quotes from other people I'm going completely solo. These are all said by yours truly! ENJOY!

"Sh*t! The only difference between him and a monkey is the tail!"

"Yeah its all good til I come to work and hit you with a brick wrapped in newspaper."

"Wait! You know how to read?! Does master know?"

"His car is green and yellow. Or as its also known "GAY"."

"My car isn't pink you colorblind Latino! Besides, don't you drive a automatic Mustang?!"

"I don't spend all my money on shoes... I devote some to hookers too."

"I come to work everyday expecting to slap someone. And everyday I get disappointed."

"Every time he would stop snoring I didn't know whether to be happy that he did or to be worried that he's not breathing."

"I don't care what that certificate says, I don't know CPR."

"Well they let us have a Black President, ain't no way in Hell they gonna let me get a better score than Stucker!"

"White people always want a closer look at something that'll kill they ass."

"I don't know whats going on but these Asian people better stop eyeballing me before some sh*t pop off."

"They got a lot fruity ass birds out here."

"See that's why I'd never buy a rental car from a dealer."

"The girl with the muffin top chased him for about 40 yards."

"Hey! I know what that means. She got a sugar daddy."

"All that sugary sh*t you doing right there is giving me diabetes."

"This homeless dude asked me for $2.82 exactly. I was not prepared for that."

"I'm gonna start asking them for money before they ask me."

"I finally saw those Mexican guys passing out those hooker cards."

"See that's why I don't like coming to Hooters. They got terrible service and I never get the sexy sista as my waitress. I always get the lil white girl with no ass!"

"Why do you insist on farting in the elevator every time I'm on it?"

"Surprisingly I wasn't just looking at the girl with the biggest boobs. Go figure."

"She'll send me a text back like 5 hours later. By then I'm looking at the phone like what the f*ck is this b*tch talking about?!"

"My cousin dirty. He said if a dude didn't wanna throw hands he'd just slap his girlfriend. Bet he'd wanna fight after that."

"I put lotion on this morning but it didn't take."

NOW HERE ARE A PAIR FROM MY SISTER NICA...

"Man! Grandma beat all us that night!"

"I don't like no wet chicken."

Ramdom Shots... Las Vegas TDY Edition

2009-03-15T15:25:00.003-04:00

If you call yo girl one more time I'm gonna kill you... naw dude I ain't got any change.... my cell phone battery decides to just die... working night shift with SSgt Greene was mad cool.... Blueberry Hill is the sh*t.... give me the 3333.... damn Diaz, 2 weeks and you can't get up with yo boy?!... there are some really nice hotels in Vegas... and some really beautiful women.... and a lot of homeless people.... the time difference can f*ck you... Mikey calling me at 9 am.... I was getting off at 2 am but getting home at 4 am.... gamble is fun only when you're winning.... like I did!... Red Rock was cool.... got to see some mountains and valleys.... Mayner stop taking pictures of me when I'm not paying attention!... man, we ate so many different places... I must've gain at least 10lbs... gotta hit the gym... the city really lights up at night... too bad I was sick for the first 5 days... maybe I should've drove more.... I was cool seeing the fighters take off at night... Eric you the man!... the AGE guy comes to the rescue.... 3 hrs of straight go cart racing will do that to you Sgt Schram.... to the ladies of Fantasty, 2 THUMBS UP!.... mix drinks in the hotels suck... to the girls of Hooters, ya'll fine but you need to get yo sh*t together.... 30 minutes for fries?!... just cause you cute doesn't mean I'm gonna tip you for bad service... at least I won $1000 on my last night there... yay for me! Shout out to Sgt Greene for showing me around Vegas.... thats was once again mad cool.... it was windy as sh*t there.... I saw a lot of fly white, asian and latina girls... where are the sistas at.... blah blah blah

Some of My Favorite Things Part 1

2009-03-12T22:25:00.003-04:00

the middle to the song "Street Lights"
the smell of fresh baked bread
brand new shoes
big discounts
my mama's cooking
my dad's cooking
pit bull puppies
funny e-mails
getting off work early
Chinese food from Chen's
Sanaa Lanthan
the movie Back to the Future
long thought out e-mails
new blog comments
pillow top beds
free cable
pina coloda SoBe
Powerade
fast Internet service
good NBA games
March Madness
fresh socks
custom designed clothing
beautiful photos
new episodes of The Simpson's
when assholes finally get what's coming to them
Black Power
King, SLAM and Complex magazines
Google says I was right!
comedy specials
free music
MidiMarc produced anything
LRG clothing
the colors red, blue and black
winning basketball games.....

Who Is She....

2009-03-11T16:46:00.002-04:00

she isn't very tall nor is she very short
she has long enough hair but looks good with it short
she can cook just as good or better than my parents
she has beautiful skin
she doesn't need my money at all but gladly accepts gifts
she can have control of the remote and I don't have to worry about her wanting to watch something lame
she understands sports
she loves dogs
she can drink like a lady
she stays in shape for two people... me and herself
she loves comedies
she can make me laugh
she gets along with my country ass family members
she knows how to stay calm
she isn't bitchy
she wants to have 2 kids but wouldn't mind if we ended up with 3
she likes the city but loves the country
she knows when to leave things alone
she is a great mother in the making
she always tries to keep a positive attitude
she is nice to those who serve her
she keeps her nails done but isn't afraid to get her hands dirty
she can fight if need be
she can change her own tire
she loves her family
she doesn't mind that I have a crazy amount of shoes
she doesn't smother me
she can hang out late but likes to get up early
she doesn't get mad when I say I have a huge crush on Bridgett Williams (Google her name and "news)
she is a athlete
she loves the holidays... but not too much
she can save her money
she can make her own money
she is respectful
she knows how to use her gadgets
she has friends
she can be just as strong as she is sensitive
she doesn't sweat the little stuff
she knows how to dress
she has faith
she is always learning something new
she has her own mind
she knows a good deal when she sees it
she can play cards
she has a true talent
she isn't more lazy than me
she motivates me
she wants everyone to be happy
she knows that she can't make everyone happy
she knows whats important
she says what she feels
she knows when to shut her mouth
she is smart
she is funny
she is loving

IS SHE YOU?

First Look: Kanye's New Nikes

2009-03-10T18:32:00.003-04:00

NIKE AIR YEEZY (KANYE WEST)
Don't you just love Google's Spanish to English translator machine?
"Already rumors are with us and finally they will lead to the sale of quickstrike by our lands. The slipper designed by Kanye West next to the designer of Nike Mark Smith will have a somewhat prohibitive price, some 250€, but seems to promise some materials and had just first division. The slipper recalls us to an endless number of classics of the footwear of Nike and not forgetting the passion of the singer by Louis Vuitton, this has incorporated a boss with the letter 'AND' of 'Yeezy' that clearly recalls us to the mark of high fashion as to the elephant skin boss of Jordan."
The world's worst kept secret is now officially 'leaked' - the most hyped sneaker of all time is now an official piece of business. Stand by for release details, but our gossip is a local release of limited pairs sometime in the next month or so. This is a one-time-only (again) kinda deal so if you want a pair of Yeezys, be prepared to go all-out!

Damon Talks About... SEX ACTS [UNCENSORED]

2009-02-22T15:09:00.005-05:00

The other day I was watching tv when I get a text message. Its from this girl I know out West and she's just bullshitting on the phone. You know..."hows your day", "what u eat for dinner"... blah blah blah. Then the conversation went a whole nother direction with this next message....

"I'm so horny! what can you do to help me"

[the Rock eyebrow]

So I'm sitting there with my phone in my hand just looking at the text for a minute. Is this a joke? I'm waiting for the mandatory "j/k" to come thru. Nothing. So I say "whatever you need:)" So she goes into this back and forth about how she wants me to do this and that. The whole time I'm wondering if she would say these things if I was there but I also was thinking to myself..."would you do half the stuff you told her you would?"

In the world we live in now its so easy to be someone you're not. With Myspace and Facebook we can make up a life we either wish we had or are to afraid to really live. Most women can pretend to be slutty but not really want to do that stuff and vice versa. Men can make it look like they're a huge player who's getting all the pussy in the world.... but probably aren't. Someone told me that I most have girls everywhere. I told them that it was all perception. Just because I communicate with them on social sites doesn't mean we're involved. They might not even really know anything about me past whats on my profile or a survey I filled out. Like do they even know my siblings names? How I got the scar on my chin?

So with all these oppertunities to be something else its also easy to say you do things sexually that you either don't or never have. Every girl doesn't suck dick. Every guy doesn't eat pussy. But when all you have to do is type and send... without having to ever actually do these things... its easy to say "I'll run my tongue all over you body til you're dripping down your leg"

I have said and heard some crazy things when it comes to sex. But the truth is... I've never had an STD. I always use condoms. I've never paid for sex [does dinner count] I have turn down sex because the girl had a stank attitude [sure, sure "attitude"] I'm not naiive enough to think girls can't get pregnant if I do some shit I heard from some random person. I don't have sex just because I can. I actually care about women's feelings [what a pussy] I think its better when you know the person for a decent amount of time before you have sex. I first had sex when I was 15[blame the cable tv]... then I didn't have it again til I was 17. I don't think I've had over 10 partners... what else is there to say?

You tell me...

WTF VIDEO #9

2009-02-21T15:21:00.002-05:00

Damon - Ology

2009-02-20T14:15:00.002-05:00

Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology"

What is your salad dressing of choice? Italian

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Fatz Cafe

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Fried Shrimp!!!

What are your pizza toppings of choice? extra cheese and sausage

TECHNOLOGY*

How many televisions are in your house? 1

What color cell phone do you have? silver and black
BIOLOGY*
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Blood?

What is the last heavy item you lifted? a Flight Engineer's seat

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? yes.... knocked my self out! lol

BULLCRAPOLOGY*

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? rather not

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Damon... well apparently most people are retarded and can't say DAMON...its always DAMION or DAMIEN...[shaking head]

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Texas Pete...sure

DUMBOLOGY*

How many pairs of flip flops do you own? none!

Last time you had a run-in with the cops? the other night when we whipped their asses in basketball! lol

Last person you talked to? Charissa's loony ass lol

Last person you hugged? my dad

FAVORITOLOGY*

Season? Summer

Holiday? doesn't really matter

Day of the week? Saturday

Month? October :)

CURRENTOLOGY*

Missing someone? kinda sorta maybe

Mood? chipper

What are you listening to? my online play list

Watching? the computer screen

Worrying about? Nica

RANDOMOLOGY*

First place you went this morning? Bathroom

What's the last movie you saw? somebody and Miri Make A Porno

Do you smile often? not sure

Do you always answer your phone? when I can

Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? Justine's fickle ass

If you could change your eye color what would it be? Hazel sounds good but I'll stick with my sh*t brown eyes for now

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? watermelon

Do you own a digital camera? sadly no:(

Have you ever had a pet fish? no

Ever been to a carnival? nope

What's on your wish list for your birthday? shoes of course

Can you do push ups? yes. 65 straight

Can you do a chin up? 5 or 6 good ones

Does the future make you more nervous or excited? I've seen the future... save your Walmart plastic bags!

Do you have any saved texts? yes

Ever been in a car wreck? yes

Do you have an accent? a Southern one yes

What is the last song to make you cry? no song makes me cry...but Finding Nemo can f*ck you up if you get into it

Plans tonight? hoopin' and maybe the drinky

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? yeah... dug my way out and did something better

Name 3 things you bought yesterday? Ritz crackers, Gatorade and ice cream

Have you ever been given roses? no...sadly lol

Current hate right now? trying to decide on a new laptop

Met someone who changed your life? yeah

How did you bring in the new year? On the phone... sober

What song represents you? "Lost" Gorilla Zoe

Name three people who might complete this? The Three MuskyAssKerteers

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? maybe just to win a couple hundred dollars on the lottery here and there... I'm not greedy

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? I can't call it

Does anyone love you? everyone loves me whether they want to admit it or not

Would you be a pirate? Booty?

What songs do you sing in the shower? "Street Lights" and "Superwoman"

Ever had someone sing to you? Yes

When did you last cry? when I was 17...maybe

Do you like to cuddle? Sure why not

Have you held hands with anyone today? No

Who was the last person you took a picture of? Me

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? gangsta rap

Do you believe in staying close with your ex's? 50/50

Are most of the friends in your life new or old? a mix...70/30 old/new

Do you like pulpy orange juice? pulp angers me deeply! :(

What is something your friends make fun of you for? asking questions then immediately answering my own question

Ever ridden a on an elephant? No

What are you saving your money up for right now? paint job...laptop...actually I have the money but what do I buy???

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? been awhile

What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? how about "Gangsta Party" by Yo Gotti

What were you doing 12 AM last night? working

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? what the hell is that playing on my radio?

44 Odd Things About Me...

2009-02-20T13:49:00.003-05:00

44 Odd Things About Me...

44 Odd Things about you! If you read this, FILL IT OUT!!

1. Do you like blue cheese? No. I'm more into Italian and Red Wine dressing.

2. Have you ever been drunk? ohhh yesss!

3. Do you own a gun? I had a couple in my life. now I'm rolling dolo

4. What flavor of KoolAid was your favorite? Whichever one was the clear kind that Mikey thought was water and didn't come to my house and drink up.

5. Do you get nervous before Doctors appointments? Not really

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Nothing wrong with hot dogs

7, Favorite Christmas Movie? A Christmas story... CLASSIC!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Chocolate protein shake

9. Can you do push ups? 65 straight

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my Military cross or my dog tags

11. Favorite Hobby? right now...sleeping

12. Do you have A.D.D.? I probably do to some degree

13. What's your favorite shoe? at this time its my Jordan Olympians. Feels like walking on air

14. Middle Name? Jevon

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? I can't believe we lost by two points last night, that catfish filled me up, 5 o'clock is hoopin' time

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? protein shakes, water and Gatorade

17. Current Worry? Nica

18. Current Hate right now? Hate is such a strong word

20. How did you bring in the New Year? in my room on the phone with Shay

21. Where would you like to go? to the top

22. Name three people who will complete this? the 3 Little Pigs

23. Do you own slippers? hell no

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? black with a white broken heart

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? when I was young that's all I had on my bed...now its cotton

26. Can you whistle? yes

27. Favorite Colors? Blue, Red and Black

28. Would you be a pirate? do I get all the booty I want???

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? "Street Lights" by Kanye West and "Superwoman" by Stevie Wonder

30. Favorite girls name? Sanaa

31. Favorite Boys Name? not a clue

32. What's in your pocket right now? cell phone, wallet and car keys

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Chris telling me how he can't get women

34. Best bed sheets as a child? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!

35. Worst injury you ever had as a child? broken gum line. knocked my bottom row of teeth backward toward my tongue. got a small scar below my bottom lip

38. Who is your loudest friend? talking? Ali! Laughing? Marcum by far!

39. How many dogs do you have? currently none

40. Does someone have a crush on you? they should just tell me cause I don't have a clue

41. What is your favorite book? none currently

42. What is your favorite candy? Twizzlers

43. Favorite Sports team? Boston Celtics & Carolina Panthers

44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Just play Midimarc's instrumentals thru out

What R U Afraid Of???

2009-02-15T14:58:00.002-05:00

What are you afraid of???

Scolionophobia: Fear of school.... this would suck if you were a college student

Kakorrhaphiophobia: Fear of failure or defeat.... I'm pretty sure a lot of people have this one to some degree

Anthropophobia: Fear of people or society.... hmmm makes you wonder doesn't it

Felinophobia: Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)... cats can be scary but not that scary, unless of course its lion or something

Bogyphobia: Fear of bogies or the bogeyman.... is this just for kids?

Hypsiphobia: Fear of height.... is this tall places or tall people?!

Agrizoophobia: Fear of wild animals.... because they're f*cking dangerous!

Haphephobia or Haptephobia: Fear of being touched.... don't touch me!

Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia: Fear of blood.... which would suck if you wanted to be a surgeon

Kolpophobia: Fear of genitals, particularly female.... gay guys?

Technophobia: Fear of technology.... sucks if you're Japanese

Catoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors... for really ugly people and tribal Africans?

Textophobia: Fear of certain fabrics.... fat people and spandex!

Pteromerhanophobia: Fear of flying... not this guy

Porphyrophobia: Fear of the color purple... I'm afraid of that movie too

Gamophobia: Fear of marriage... hahahahaha

Vestiphobia: Fear of clothing.... STRIPPERS!!!

Phasmophobia: Fear of ghosts.... I ain't scared of no punk ass ghosts

Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women.... hmmm interesting

AND NOW...... MUSIC

The Truth About Them

2009-02-12T19:59:00.002-05:00

The title is a little misleading but I think you'll get the point in a minute... feel free to add to anyone of them

Friends....

A true friend takes your side even when they know you're wrong. They will say you're their brother/sister/cousin when introducing you to someone. They loan you money and don't think twice about getting it back. Their family consider you family. They go out their way to be in your company. They'll blow off someone else just because you asked them what they were getting into. They know you better than some of your own family....

Haters....

Haters will hate on you no matter how small the accomplishment my be. They twist the truth just hoping to make someone else hate you too. They take your mistakes and put them on the front page. They can't stand your happiness. They want what you have, even when they don't want it. They live just to watch you die.....

Lovers....

Lovers talk it over. They will fight then make up before the end of the commercial break. They are not afraid to show their love to the world. They know who deserves their love and they give it 100%. They'll never quite get over someone they loved and lost...

Liars....

Liars do it because they're too lazy to have the life they pretend too. They lie just to one up anyone they can. They do it because taking the blame is harder then they are willing to bear. If they can they will be better no matter what. Even though its something very small. They do it so much that they get caught and lie even more. They lie so much til the lie becomes the truth in their minds....

Fakes....

Fakes are the direct opposites of friends. They will take your side but only when you are 100% right and they can ride your coat tails to success. Behind your back they tell people that who aren't really like family to them. If they loan you money, they're waiting to throw that fact back in your face the first chance they get. Their family doesn't like you because they secretly talk bad about you. They will blow you off in a second given the right moment but unlike a friend they don't care about you feelings. They know stuff about you but not enough to be considered a true friend ever.....

Just Thinking Out Loud

2009-02-12T19:45:00.003-05:00

Here are a few questions that crossed my mind. I invite anyone who reads this to answer them as best they can. I'll post my answers in a later blog.

1. If you had to compare the current state of our (USA) economy to any natural disaster/Act of God, which one would it be?

2. If John McCain had won the election, what would be different about our (USA) country? What would stay the same?

3. What really happened between Chris Brown and Rhianna?

4. Are the holidays getting overlooked or are they just becoming too commercial?

5. What should anyone under the age of 18 really be worried about nowadays? What about people 18-35? Over 40 and beyond?

6. Where can we expect the world to be in the next 25 years?

7. What are some things that make you happy in life? What bothers you?

Well that's 7 questions you should take time to think about.... I know I know... #3 is very trivial but it keeps the list honest. You can comment directly or you can e-mail your answers to damonjw@gmail.com

Thanks 4 Your Time

25 Of Dem Thangs About Damon

2009-02-08T15:10:00.006-05:00

Buckle up...

My favorite food in the world is fried shrimp. I love seafood in general

My favorite color is blue

I'm very generous... almost to a fault. If you ask enough times I'll buy you a gift. Its just my nature.

My family is very important to me.

I usually don't tell people that I can draw because they always ask me to draw them something. I'm way too lazy to fully apply myself for too long.

I leave my radio on all the time.. even when I'm out of town

I watch cartoons

I also watch wrestling when I get a chance... and yes I know its fake. But its entertaining

I have formal training in 8 Points of Contact Fighting aka Kickboxing

I have 3 sisters and 1 brother. I'm the 2nd oldest but I'm the biggest

I've had over 25 dogs. I took good care of them too. Most of those 25 were puppies we ended up selling

I have over 100 pairs of shoes... I know, I have a problem

My mama is half Trinny. We can't understand what our relatives on that side of the family say. lol

I drive a Ford Crown Victoria... my second one

I may be the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet. Honestly, I only really pick on people I like.

To hide how nerves I may feel around a group of people I turn on my charm

I have huge hands and feet... was looking at my hands covering the whole damn keyboard. F*ck you RJ!!!

I have real female friends. Yes! They're just friends... that happen to be female

I wanted to get a degree in Philematology when I was younger
Just about everyday I threaten to slap somebody at work. Lord help them when I finally decide to follow thru
I hate eating fast food. Unless its from Wendy's or McDonald's fries. Burger King is nasty!
In the last couple years I have been to the following. Texas 3 times, Georgia, Florida, DC, Maryland, Virgina, North Carolina, Ohio, and Louisiana
I'm usually the guy cracking jokes all day at work. It makes the day go by better
My favorite show to watch is The Simpson's. HANDS DOWN!
My biggest fear is that I'll die alone :'(

WTF VIDEO #8

2009-01-30T15:34:00.001-05:00

WTF VIDEO #7

2009-01-30T14:39:00.002-05:00

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CHYNA

LaSTARYA!!!!!!!

NICE!!!!!!

Seth Macfarlane Uncensored Comedy

Hip Hop Honey #9

Raven! {biting my lip}

That's Some Ole Bullsh*t!!!

Best of Honor Guard

P*SSY REHAB!!!

Open Love Letter to Hopkins, SC/Ode to Hoptown

Cherry B [uncut]

Coke Lines 2010

Chat Session With: Elisha B.

HO SIT DOWN!!!!

The Lovely Esther Baxter Tries To Teach Her Man Joe Budden To Float On Water.... [he says she has two floatation devices]

RiDonkCulous Booty!!!

WOAH!!!!!

Mortal Kombat [8 Min Movie]

DMX Doc

50 SPEAKS....

Ray Charles' Granddaughter (Over Freestyle)

HO SIT DOWN!!!!

Just A Lil Bit.....

The New Lap Dance????

Post Graduation Antics....

I Can Get You Wetter...

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Killa Season!!!

ASS PARADE 2010

DUDE YOU WRONG FOR THAT SH*T!!!

Real Street Fighter!

HO SIT DOWN!!!

HOES SIT DOWN!!!!

She Flowin'!!!!!

HO SIT DOWN!!!

GET HER!!!!

HO SIT DOWN!!!

Get To Know Damon...

WOW!!! IS IT WEIRD THAT I THINK SHE'S FINE?

HO SIT DOWN!

HO SIT DOWN!

*WARNING* 18 and Older Only

HO SIT DOWN!!!

HO SIT DOWN 02-10-2010

Wale feat Gucci Mane_Pretty Girls

TOP 30 DUNKS

News You Can Use: Car Myths&Truths

BlueRoseProject Fan of The Year:Andrea (pictured far right)

The Art of Seduction: Advice For Men

My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 1st Qtr (she's No#2)....(my other sister is No#54)

My LiL Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 2nd Qtr

My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 3rd Qtr

My Lil Sister Wins Her 1st MVP/Championship 4th Qtr

Cool Song I Found On Youtube...

Things I Learned From The Desert [REPOST]

Facebook Chat Sessions...

Trinidad Gets Down!!!

*Turtle Story*

I'll Be Back!

Chocolate Bunny HAHAHAHA!!!

WHICH ONE???

Let's Explain Your Dreams...

Would You... [repost]

Things I Learned From.... The Desert [repost]

This Henry!!!!

Funniest Commercial This Year!

WTF?! [Family Photo Edition]

SMACK THAT!

Let Me Update You

The Life and Times of.... Andrea Tweet

More Slogans... Please Vote :)

Help Me Win $500

Admit It!

My New Favorite Show!

Funny Story #1

Damon Presents..... "Rules To Live By"

For My 200th Post.... Version 1

Damon Talks About Regrets..... [UNCENSORED]

What Can I Say To That????

WARNING 18 and Older Only

Turtle Story